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      <title>data nerds rejoice!</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/jetking/posts/text/921670</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.yongi.org/mnf/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/countycartpurple1024.png"><img src="http://www.yongi.org/mnf/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/countycartpurple1024-150x150.png" border="0" alt="there's some crazy in here.  good crazy, mostly." title="county cart purple" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-285" /></a>  It's the thing you've been waiting for!  Well, maybe ,em>you haven't.  But I have.</p>
<p>Mark Newman, from the Department of Physics and Center for the Study of Complex Systems at the University of Michigan has posted the yummy cartograms of the 2008 US Presidential Election results.  I could bore you with discussions, but instead, I suggest you go check out <a href="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2008/">his work</a>.</p>
<p>It's awfully nice, as a Texan, not to have Travis County as a remote little island of blue in a sea of red.  This time around the central counties of our major metropolitan areas all went blue, too.  So here's to you, Harris, Dallas, Bexar, El Paso and Jefferson counties.  And three cheers for all you folks in the Valley and out West, too.  Especially my dear friends in Maverick County!</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:46:52 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Dead Milkmen - Oct. 26, 2008 - Bitchin' Camaro / VFW</b><br />
<br />Look!  It's Rodney Anonymous ranting some quality old style punk ethos.  Plus, the Milkmen run through a couple of hits.</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:41:35 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama fends off Palin charge of 'socialist' tax plan</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>And he's not alone.  Here's what that notorious commie General Colin Powell had to say on the matter:</p>
<blockquote><p>Taxes are always a redistribution of money. Most of the taxes that are redistributed go back to those who pay them -- in roads and airports and hospitals and schools.  And taxes are necessary for the common good, and there's nothing wrong with examining what our tax structure is or who should be paying more, who should be paying less. For us to say that makes you a socialist, I think, is an unfortunate characterization that isn't accurate.</p></blockquote>
<p>source: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/20/campaign.wrap/index.html">CNN</a></p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:50:48 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>It's Time To Move On</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://current.com/items/89258410_uncle_sam_911">This</a> is nothing short of brilliant.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:18:12 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Comedy Jokes</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>I just saw this in my RSS reader and thought "Hey, I bet it would be possible to make fun of Bush by continuing the story in a <em>humorous</em> fashion, like the comedy guys do!"</p>
<blockquote><p>White House: Bush concerned about food shortages<br />
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is very concerned about global food shortages and has asked senior aides to look into how the United States can help alleviate the problem, the White House said on Monday.</p></blockquote>
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<li>By engaging in a war of choice against the hungriest countries so that, after countless civilian deaths, there winds up being a surplus of food?
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<li>By blatantly denying the science of counting so that there appears to be a surplus of food?
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<li>By appointing some talentless crony to oversee the issue so that enough people die of starvation that there winds up being a surplus of food?
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<p>Hmmm.  Comedy that makes you cry.  I might be on to something here.</p>
<p>Extra!  Funny guy Kareem (of <a href="http://pgraph.com">improv fame</a>) had the following punch lines to add:</p>
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By changing the definition of the word "starving" to mean "playing dance dance revolution", so when foreign media reports that "millions of children are starving", Americans think they're having a big party. </p>
<p>By engaging in an ad campaign that claims all foreign food is actually poisonous, and the US has taken steps to make sure there is less of the poison food in the world. The starving people of the world have greeted us as liberators. </p>
<p>By having a press conference in which President Bush shrugs and chuckles, refers to a reporter by a in-jokey pet-name, and organizes a touch-football game in the Whitehouse Rose Garden.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:27 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>universal healthcare</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>O, Canada.  We on the left like to hold up your healthcare system as an example.  Those on the right attempt to do the same.  But they get it wrong.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/mythbusting-canadian-health-care-part-i">Mythbusting Canadian Healthcare, pt 1</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/mythbusting-canadian-healthcare-part-ii-debunking-free-marketeers">Mythbusting Canadian Healthcare, pt 2</a></p>
<p>Good reads, both.  Especially if you want the ground-level view from someone who lives there to use against people who speak loudly about it even though they don't have first hand knowledge of it.</p>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:06:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Things you don't want to hear</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Lou Dobbs says things you don't want to hear:</p>
<blockquote><p>We all have to acknowledge that our problems were in part brought on by the failure of our government to regulate the institutions and markets that are now in crisis. The irresponsible fiscal policies of the past decade have led to a national debt that amounts to $9 trillion. The irresponsible so-called free trade policies of Democratic and Republican administrations over the past three decades have produced a trade debt that now amounts to more than $6 trillion, and that debt is rising faster than our national debt. All of which is contributing to the plunge in the value of the U.S. dollar.</p>
<p>At precisely the point in our history in which this nation has become ever more dependent on foreign producers for everything from clothing to computers to technology to energy, our weakened dollar is making the price of an ever-increasing number of imported goods even more expensive.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/22/Dobbs.January23/index.html">Open your ears</a> a little wider.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:36:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>another thing that you should read</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's just a depressing day.  But you should read this, too:</p>
<blockquote><p>The military adventurers of the Bush administration have much in common with the corporate leaders of the defunct energy company Enron. Both groups of men thought that they were the "smartest guys in the room," the title of Alex Gibney's prize-winning film on what went wrong at Enron. The neoconservatives in the White House and the Pentagon outsmarted themselves. They failed even to address the problem of how to finance their schemes of imperialist wars and global domination.</p>
<p>As a result, going into 2008, the United States finds itself in the anomalous position of being unable to pay for its own elevated living standards or its wasteful, overly large military establishment. Its government no longer even attempts to reduce the ruinous expenses of maintaining huge standing armies, replacing the equipment that seven years of wars have destroyed or worn out, or preparing for a war in outer space against unknown adversaries. Instead, the Bush administration puts off these costs for future generations to pay -- or repudiate. This utter fiscal irresponsibility has been disguised through many manipulative financial schemes (such as causing poorer countries to lend us unprecedented sums of money), but the time of reckoning is fast approaching.</p></blockquote>
<p>From: <a href="http://www.tomdispatch.com/post/174884/chalmers_johnson_how_to_sink_america">http://www.tomdispatch.com/post/174884/chalmers_johnson_how_to_sink_america</a></p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:36:42 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Flickr, The Library of Congress, And Equality</title>
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<p>The Library of Congress has started <a href="http://www.loc.gov/blog/?p=233">posting pictures</a> from their archives to Flickr.  That is seriously cool.  And in case you missed it, NPR <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18279042">covered</a> it this morning on Morning Edition.</p>
<p>And it's that coverage that lead to this post.  Specifically, I got ragingly ticked when I heard the smarmy woman from Flickr prattle on about how having these photos mixed in with snapshots of the new baby or your drunk friends "breaks down that idea that museums are something special, and authoritative and, you know, important, you know?"  </p>
<p>No, I don't know.  Museums <em>are</em> special, authoritative and important.  That's part of their magic. </p>
<p>I'm all the fuck for celebrating the majesty of the "common man."  Let's come together as a people and a world.   Let's do away with aristocracies and classes and all that shit.  Or, to quote Oklahoma:</p>
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I'd like to teach you all a little sayin'<br />
And learn the words by heart the way you should<br />
I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,<br />
But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!
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<p>But let's not try to insist that a blurry picture of my fat ass on vacation is the moral, artistic or any equivalent of the fucking Mona Lisa.  Or any other stuff that hangs in a museum.</p>
<p>Technology, and the whole web2.0 thing (blogs, flickr, etc.) especially, should <em>never</em> be thought of as a way to bring {newspapers/museums/politics/whatthefuckever} <em>down</em> to the level of the "common man."  Instead, these things should be thought of as a way of <em>elevating</em> the experiences of the "common man" to the level of {significance/art/cultural impact/whatthefuckever} as the things covered by those institutions.</p>
<p>It's a subtle difference, I admit.  But the main point is, humanity should always strive to move upward towards greatness rather than to deny greatness and drag it through the gutter.  Egalitarianism should be about raising, not lowering.  All men were created equal not by stripping everyone of rights but by ensuring that those rights were applied to everyone, even the "common man."</p>
<p>In the end, it's all well and good to speak of "leveling the playing field" - let's just not insist on making everyone equally ugly when we can focus instead on making everyone beautiful.</p>
<p>I think I might have been less galled if today weren't Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.<br />
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      <title>Sun God!  Sun God!  Ra!  Ra!  Ra!</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/jetking/posts/text/376221</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Or, well, <a href="http://www.rodneyanonymous.com/2007/12/put_the_persian_solar_deity_ba.html">Mithras</a>, actually.  Let's give him back his <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/xmas_sel.htm">birthday</a>, ok?</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:11:19 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I Had A Dream</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>And in that dream I had a vision.  A vision of the future of food.  Ladies and gentlemen of Austin (and other places, maybe, if you're lucky) I present the ideal breakfast:  <a href="http://www.katzneverkloses.com/">Katz</a>-<a href="http://www.threadgills.com/">Gill's</a> Sausage & Gravy Latkes!</p>
<p>Of course, the restaurant requires at least two kitchens and two dining areas, but hey, it's a small price to pay to get two great tastes that go great together working hand in hand.</p>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:38:40 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sctvguide.ca/programs/gerrytodd.htm">Gerry Todd</a> would live this:</p>
<p>post-punk.com's <a href="http://www.post-punk.com/ppvideos.html">Classic Post-Punk Music Videos</a>.</p>
<p>Expect individual videos to be posted here as time goes by.  And maybe sooner.</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><br />Oh yes.  It's Feelies time!</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:40:42 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>regatta de blanc</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>I saw The Police.  24 years and 1 week after the last time I saw them.  And you know what?  They still rocked all these years later.  And most importantly, they had me screaming like a loon when they sandwiched "Regatta de Blanc" inside "Can't Stand Losing You" near the end of the show.  Rock & Roll is fun.</p>
<p><em>Setlist</em><br />
Message in a Bottle<br />
Synchronicity II<br />
Walking On The Moon<br />
Voices Inside My Head<br />
When The World Is Running Down (You Make The Best Of What's Still Around)<br />
Don't Stand So Close To Me<br />
Driven To Tears<br />
Truth Hits Everybody<br />
Hole In My Life (Hit The Road, Jack)<br />
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic<br />
Wrapped Around Your Finger<br />
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da<br />
Invisible Sun<br />
Can't Stand Losing You/Regatta de Blanc<br />
Roxanne<br />
King Of Pain<br />
So Lonely<br />
Every Breath You Take</p>
<p>They appear to be done with North America, where most of my loyal readers reside.  But if they wind up playing near you, you really should go see them.  They still have it.</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:55:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>those were different times...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Eiyd7jGzL-Y&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Eiyd7jGzL-Y&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>I'm not sure what floors me most about this.  I think it might be Cindy's hair.  But the unexpected cameo of a not-directly-related Austin musician caught me off guard, too (Hi, How Are You).</p>
<p>Anyway, it's Zeitgeist (I mean, The Reivers) c. 1985.  And it's Austin how it was even before I got here full-time.  Check out Croslin's Rangers shirt.  It just goes to show that sincere underground rockers loved baseball long before pitchfork put together a <a href="http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/14759-column-dicrescenzo-3">fantasy league</a>.</p>
<p>Oh, and... MAD DOG AND BEANS!  The best burger you probably never got to taste.  Sigh.</p>
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      <link>http://virb.com/jetking/posts/text/302158</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Rodney Anonymous tries very hard to save the last little bit of the Sex Pistols' relevance in <a href="http://www.rodneyanonymous.com/2007/11/commodify_your_dissent_part_84.html">Commodify Your Dissent Part 849</a>.  </p>
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      <title>scruffy the cat - mybabyshesalright</title>
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<p>Continuing with the "old man basks in the music of his youth" theme, I'm delighted to share Scruffy The Cat.</p>
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<p><em>Bastards Of Young</em> and <em>Kiss Me On The Bus</em>.</p>
<p>Dig Bob Stinson's outfit.</p>
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<br />24 years ago, almost, I saw The Police on the Synchronicity tour.  It was a birthday present from two very good friends.</p>
<p>This year, one short week after my birthday, I'll be seeing them again.  It'll be interesting.  I admit that I'm totally geeked out at the opportunity, even if they might have sold out a bit or something like that.</p>
<p>The good news is that Sting won't be wearing this ridiculous-ass outfit this time 'round.  The bad news is that I don't think they have the marching band uniform-wearing backup singers on this tour.  Oh well.  It's enough just to see them live once more.</p>
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<br />To quote a different lyricist altogether... "Happy birthday, Whosever birthday it is today"</p>
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