forecast for this week:
weather: 98 degrees with 90% humidity and 110 degree heat index
sleeping conditions: bednets, no a/c, roosters, bunk beds
sustenance: strictly bottled water, mangoes, beans, sugar cane
travel: unpaved roads, motorbikes, walking
language: broken french, broken english, completely mysterious creole
attire: tennis shoes, cotton skirts, tanks, sports bras
goal: do not get malaria, teach haitians the meaning of the word "budget," try not to be a miserable bitch the whole time and have some fun
biggest fears: marriage proposals, diarrhea, boredom
saving graces: haitian rum, lindsey, internet access

see y'all on friday the 13th!

Well, after this I should think nothing of falling down stairs -- Alice in Wonderland