So someone just called me an "SEM Rockstar." Well, I don't know about all that. I mean, sure, I rock the SEM...but an SEM Rockstar. No.

No. No. No.

I am but a humble SEM cave dweller. Doing my work dilligently, never asking for a moment's rest to come and visit my now shitty blog. Never being able to login to MyBlogLog, forgetting about Plurk, tweeting but once a day...

Hardly a rockstar's life for me.

In all seriousness, where the fuck have I been? This is my first post for August??? This is the site's first post in August???? Screw my own self-concern, where the hell has Steve been?

Sorry reader, I know I haven't been around lately, but I intend to remedy that if I ever lose my job and have to resort to blogging like so many others before me.

Happy Birthday Hack, next year we'll get you the real Hannah Montana!