How many seminaries are there where you can look out a classroom window to see Puget Sound, a cruise ship in port across the street, and a faculty member smoking a pipe down by the train tracks?

Some random thoughts that went through my head while watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End late last night:

• "I wish Captain Jack would get some kind of ointment to put on that sore on his cheek. It hasn't healed for three movies now."


• "Was I supposed to …