Some random thoughts that went through my head while watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End late last night:

• "I wish Captain Jack would get some kind of ointment to put on that sore on his cheek. It hasn't healed for three movies now."


• "Was I supposed to take LSD before watching this scene?"


• "I want more Chow Yun-Fat!"


• "I can't keep all of these guys in the white wigs straight."


• "I don't really care what happens to these people...I just want to sleep."


• "must....stay...awake"


• "hrmph...where am I? Holy cow...this movie is still going?"


• "Is Alex still in the bathroom?"


• "Is it Thursday already?"


• "I sat through the credits for that?"