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    <description><![CDATA[I'm a happily straight, happily married male guy who spends entirely too much time in front of a computer, enjoys collecting stuff like CD's, movie-related tripe, and anything that even remotely has to do with Garfield (I've come to grips with that and I'm okay). I've switched from Winterfresh gum to basically anything sugarless due to the tip from a [wonderful] cousin who told me it causes cavities, I almost always wear black, and I think polo shirts with popped collars are... to be polite... silly. (Speaking of... if you're walking around in public, do you HAVE to wear a cell phone ear thing? And if you happen to wear a suit while wearing a stupid ear thing and aren't on the phone but are still wearing it... is everyone without one beneath you? Just wondering.)

Oh, and I like chicken. A lot. 

If you don't want to know anything more about me, visit http://www.johndibiase.com ]]></description>
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