Dear God, why'dja make assholes who try to steal my Jeep? Coulda at least made them smart enough to successfully steal it. Not vry thnxful.
updated Nov 15, 2009 via Twitter
Dear God, thanketh theE for bestowething upon myself and others the Office. You're number one. K.I.T. Love always, @joncole
updated Nov 15, 2009 via Twitter
Watching Shut Up and Sing. Sometimes I love the Dixie Chicks a bunch.
updated Nov 14, 2009 via Twitter
Pissin.g with one eye shut. Love rmwor.s. Ross. Love the Bryantr. Love dan. Lt+uve
updated Nov 14, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
We have labored long to build a heaven, only to find it populated with horrors.
updated Nov 11, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
This flesh colored interior paint is really growing on me.
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
Somewhere in Michigan sitting through the worst band that's ever existed. Can't wait to get back to sweet tea.
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
Anyone got a spare college e-mail account I could use to buy Windows 7 for the student price? Lost my password for mine.
updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Saturday 09
Grizzly Man = so compelling. Thumbs up. Where the Wild Things Are = so sentimental. But thumbs up anyhow.
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter
Had a full page of readable text in my dream last night. I think that's a first for me.
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter
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