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Me? Well...
I'm a human. Sometimes I think I'm awesome. Other times I think I'm broken. I'm a walking contradiction.
Ugh, I don't really like to talk about myself can't we just converse like humans do?
I'm on here to meet people so don't be afraid to add me, or don't add me and just judge me silently.
I'm going to make this profile so awesome looking once I learn how to do things ways, or once I befriend someone ultra awesome at things.
If you like to laugh read my blog.
Sometimes I Write Things
I once heard a story about this man who was standing on the side of a bridge. He was hanging about half way over, though he never looked down. As a car drove by he heard someone yell, "are you alright?" That was the first time any one ever asked him that, and no.
As the man stared out into the sky he noticed two birds flying after each other. He wondered what the one behind would do if he caught up, or if he even had a chance to. The birds disappeared into the sun but the man didn't stop watching them from his mind, he never would.
The man felt a strong breeze hit him in the face and thought about where it came from and where it's going. He dreamed about what mountains and trees it had caressed and which ones were next. He wondered what words were spoken into it and wished he could see them written out as they passed him by.
A bead of sweat ran down the mans cheek as the blazing sun started to show it's might. The man was growing tired of standing on that bridge every day for the past year. He thought that every day he would have the courage to do what he had to do. Every day he sauntered back to his car, where he slept, and would dream about what it would be like.
The man began to turn and walk away this day, just like all the others, but on this day he stopped himself. He turned back around and looked straight off the bridge, not down, but out. He closed his eyes, took one step onto the ledge and jumped. He jumped right into the beautiful blue sky that day, without a splash.
Now, yes.
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Grade School 5 days ago
I've been thinking a lot about the early hears of The Josh lately, back in grade school. You know, when there were no real problems compared to what you face when you grow up. I've found, however, that even my childhood "problems" were actually more problematic then the is...
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Music
Okkervil River, A.C. Newman, Death Cab For Cutie, Dax Riggs, David Dondero, Cloud Cult, Beirut, The Arcade Fire, The Weakerthans, The Long Winters, Viking Moses, Vincent Gallo, Tom Waits, The Shins, Rescue, Professor Murder, New Pornographers, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Kinison, Kings of Leon, Every Time I Die, Still Remains, He Is Legend, Reel Big Fish, Sage Francis... Ugh, really too many to list.
Comments - see all 16
no, I guessed not! I like funny conversations and you sound sarcastic enough to qualify. Pleased to meet you! (Edit - and I completely missed the mini mac ref)
posted May 10
You're not really all that you know! :D
posted May 10
rather fucking awesome, silly. :]
posted Apr 23
lmao your blog is rather silly dontcha think? :D haha
posted Apr 23
do you follow me!? I'm not lying to you :c )
posted Apr 15
That's fine, you can blame me. I mean, I never did have much to say to you..... So, I'll see you tomorrow night, right?
posted Apr 4
and anyone that's a fan of Clark and Michael is a friend of mine.
posted Apr 1
HEY. vests are cool. dont knock it till you try it. lol and ive liked crazy/beautiful since i was like 12, get over it. anything else you would like to make fun of? but you know, i COULD simply make fun of the fact that you live in Iowa. but thats much too easy to make fun of you for ;)
posted Apr 1
haha hippie jokes... lame. you need to be more creative. actually, i havent even read your blogs. maybe i just like kicking people in the face?
posted Mar 31
well i never said i was one of those passive hippie types. i will kick you in the face if i must :] no not really, that might ruin my shoes.... hm. this IS a conundrum. now why would i riggity riggity wreck myself? and how am i supposed to check myself? and for what? cuts? ticks? diseases? :D
posted Mar 31
hahahaha oh my gosh that had better be sarcasm, lovey dove, or else i am going to be forced to kick you in the face :D
posted Mar 31
the war, usually. lol im kind of a hippie.
posted Mar 31
boo, i only get one thing?? how very boring. well, if i only get one thing, you only get one thing. im all about learning about new people. :] haha thats a hint, btw....
posted Mar 30
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moo says:
Thanks for continuing to be as entertaining and sarcastic as ever. Nice to see some activity.
posted Jul 5