Mr. Cactuzo is pretending to be Santa Claus. He is fucking wannabe. He has snow white mustache. He has a red cap and a star atop of it. He never brings presents.

He is polite. He will never interrupt you or anybody else. He never goes to sleep. He never asks for money. He will never do mess at home while alone. He is not a cry baby. He is a cactus. And I like him ;]

P.S. Mr. Cactuzo never asks to water him. But I do that. Because I'm good.