About

I'm a creature of habit.
I'm friendly, but extremely shy all at the same time.
I like being at home.
I have a twisted sense of humor.
I'm extremely random in my thoughts, actions, and conversations.
I have an eccentric imagination.
I'm a little high strung.
I think entirely too much.
I'll admit, I've got a lot of flaws, but don't we all?

Who I'd Like To Meet

Fiona Apple ♥
Sarah Silverman
Wylene Dunbar
Steven Wright
Ray Lamontagne
Brandi Carlile
Lewis Black
Tim Burton
Audrey Tautou
Jim Morrison.

Who I'm Looking For

I'm looking for someone who will not sugar coat their words. I'm looking for someone who will not stroke my ego, or feed me mushy gushy bullshit to make me feel better about myself. I want someone who will be brutally open and honest with me about everything. I value truth, no matter how much it hurts.

I want to find a person who does not feel obligated to me. Someone who WANTS to be with me, rather than someone who feels they HAVE to be with me. I don't need someone smothering me, telling me how to live my life, or playing the mommy/daddy role.

I just need somebody who I can be myself with, and that doesn't make me feel like I'm walking on pins and needles around them. I don't want them to feel like they have to impress me in any way, shape or form. I need them to be themselves. Hypocrisy is lunacy, so please don't preach about how much of a saint you are, then go and smoke a bowl of crack behind a Taco Bell. If you have flaws, be upfront about them. I appreciate a beautiful disaster more than I do a flawless masterpiece.

I want someone with a GREAT sense of humor; someone who is not afraid to laugh at anything and everything, even at something that might offend another person.

I'm looking for someone with very few boundaries, who doesn't mind stepping out of their comfort zone. I want someone who is very physical, and enjoys being touched, and having their body explored in ways that a body SHOULD BE explored. The power of touch is a beautiful thing. I believe that the body is a canvas waiting to be painted by another human being.

I want someone who takes me as I am, and does not expect anything less or anything more from me. I will not change, I will not compromise who I am for anyone. I'm sorry, but I am me, and you either take me for who I am, or you don't get any part of me whatsoever.

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Movies

Love Actually, Garden State, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, Brokeback Mountain, 12 Monkeys, Wild Tigers I Have Known, Dazed and Confused, Office Space, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Edward Scissorhands, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Borat, Death At A Funeral, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, My Cousin Vinny, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic.

Music

Blues, Folk, Acoustic, Classic Rock, Soft Rock, Alternitive Rock, Soul, and R&B. The 60's, 70's, and The 90's. (Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, Joe Cocker, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, Ray LaMontagne, John Mayer, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen, John Lennon, John Lennon, Janis Joplin, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, Bill Withers, Carole King, Melanie Safka, Johnny Cash, Tracy Chapman, Damien Rice, Kings of Leon, Anna Nalick, Corinne Bailey Rae, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, Alicia Keys, Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, R.E.M., Brand New, Straylight Run, The Strokes, Queen, Audioslave, Oysterhead.)

Television

The Big Bang Theory, The Office, Root of All Evil, Late Night With Connan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Robot Chicken, South Park. IFC, Sundance Channel.

Books

The Da Vinci Code, My Life With Corpses, Catcher In the Rye, The Mist, Where The Sidewalk Ends. "When walking blind, you might, for instance, come to a brink already occupied by another, and that other might be waiting there with no better purpose than to throw you off."-My Life With Corpses (Wylene Dunbar)

Activities

Writing, Playing Guitar and Harmonica, Laughing, Jaunts to Coffee Shops, Lawn Care/Landscaping/Gardening.

Interests

Thinking, Understanding, Researching, Books, Coffee, Comedy, Fantasy, Folklore, The Supernatural, Horror, History, Wikipedia, Biographies, Geography, Space, Sexuality, Emotion, Animals, Nature, Poetry, Philosophy., Philosophy.