kabren
19 years old
Newton, MA
Male
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Jan 1, 2009
2009 New Year's Resolutions
- Get up early in the morning to see the sun rise and have a cup of tea
- Practice Judaism more seriously
- Blog more
- Learn how to podcast in college
- Publish an essay (or two) in a journal
- Become a "Jewish Buddhist", or Jubu
- Design a website from scratch
- Write more …
Jan 1, 2009
Two New Essays
Just thought I'd mention I posted two new essays on my website I wrote as final projects for two different classes. The first is called "Free Will," which I wrote for my Intro to Philosophy class, and the second is called "The Apprehensive," which I wrote for my First …
Dec 9, 2008
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah! You know, I haven't yet seem Menorah's around campus (and I doubt I will), but Christmas carols are being played on the radio and Kline, our dining hall, is slowly becoming red and green.
Digital Hanukkah. Photo Credit: oskay.In America, or anywhere in …
lauren., Apr 6, 2008:
Mr. Kabren Levinson, Hi, I am Frederico Fandango here, saying that many men, well for my instance, transvestites, struggle with size. I am here to tell you that there is no longer a need to worry. After I tried an herbal supplement made in Korea, I am definitely one to impress. Although this herbal supplement is now banned in Korea, I can still get you a shipment. And boy, am I telling you, Koreans know how to make things right. The perfect molecular combination of enzymes and a "tar" variation, come together to yield the possibility for men everywhere, and for my case--transvestites everywhere, to put out. Now I know this may seem odd, a person coming to you when you yourself may not even have a problem with size, but let me tell you: the ladies are always looking for larger. And trust me, I know; I have had plenty experience with the ladies before I made the decision to go all male trannie. I am here to let men across the world know that they are not alone in this battle "to get bigger", but that we must stand together and enrich ourselves in the herbal medications Korea has to offer. Have I mentioned that Koreans know how to do it right? Because trust me, I have had my fair share of Korean men, and let me tell you...I AM SATISFIED. And you can be satisfied too! Now with Korean males of course, unless you are into that, but with the satisfaction of looking in the mirror and seeing a whole 10 inch difference. Those numbers are huge! And let me tell you, from taking a quick glance at myself right now, the results are very huge. I no longer have to get too close with a partner that has AIDS, and I can still get enjoyment out of it. And this is all thanks to the herbal supplement that is banned in Korea. Now, if you would like me to get you a shipment of this herbal supplement made and banned in Korea, then please e-mail me back with your address, social security number, and credit card number, so I can get you your supplements as soon as ...
lauren., Apr 5, 2008:
Mr. Kabren Levinson. HI, I am Jumanji Pashal. I am a white American that has been transfered to Kuala Lumpur for turning my younger sister, a twenty-seven year old transvestite with AIDS and Cholera into the local police. At the time, I thought it was the right thing to do, but that was before I found out she got her Cholera from sleeping with half the police team at our local Kuala Lumpurian SWAT Office. I am concerned for, and I am also concerned for myself, seeing as how I accidentally had relations with this trannie and may have come into contact with AIDS and Cholera myself. If you have any suggestions, please help, or I will DIE! I am struggling to get out of this city and country and make it back to my motherland, well, our motherland, but there seems to be a problem with me not being able to leave the country and possibly spreading Cholera or even SARS. I, after numerous days in my cell of research, have concluded that if you, Kabren Levinson, fly to Kuala Lumpur and marry me and save me, you can bring me back to America. What a genius idea! Our marriage can be annulled once you bring me to your humble abode and I offer you my reward for such a gracious award. I know that you can do this for me! As you are a popular podcaster in my native village of Kuala Lumpur, and I know, from hearing you on NNR, you sound like one reliable soul to help in this journey back to the U S of A.. I hope to see you, one day in the future, getting off a plane to my current land and saving me from this trannie of a sister who is out to kill me. Please take care , and make sure you pack a suit for this wedding.
Thank you,
Jumanji Pashal.
lauren., Apr 4, 2008:
Mr. Kabren Levinson,
Hi, I am Lauren Fischer, an indigenous African American from Zimbabwe who recently moved to Switzerland in pursuit of a way to make income, since my father has lost all his limbs in a kangaroo accident in our native land. As you may assume, medical bills for such a traumatic event are not cheap. And Swiss prostitution does not pay well. I am overworked and overused and now to the point where I may be seeking medical assistance as well. I am asking that you send financial assistance to my account in Antarctica, because it is environmentally safe there to exchange currency, and help out with all that you can. In exchange for your fundings, I may send you my younger sister, Helga, who is in her prime, and has not been tainted or overworked yet. I think you are getting the bargain end of the deal here, seeing as how you have not lost all your limbs to a kangaroo or you haven't lost the ability to fornicate with the opposite sex.
If you believe in karma, and having a good time in the sheets with twelve year olds, you will certainly love sending me money.
Please send to ABC Bank Account #:294271729402
Have an amazing day, and may God continue to give you the gift of fornication, a gift he took away from me.
Lauren Fischer.
Colin, Feb 23, 2008:
Love the groups. XD