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    <description><![CDATA[In 3056 I was born on a planet called Verza VII (that's a rough translation to Earth-Speak.) It was less than three months after my birth that the planet was destroyed by the fiendish combatants of Verza IV, who had been feeling particularly left out by the Verza Inner Circle. Luckily my relatives and I had escaped in the nick of time, retreating to the everlasting beauty of the Isle of Yorm. Unfortunately, there was nothing but the Yorm Slugs, sucking up all the everlasting beauty. So, as a last attempt at happiness, we tried this planet, which has exceptionally smaller slugs. 

After 423 (Verzan) years of traveling about (that's about 19 in human years), I finally landed a job at Robison Creative Studios, as the administrative assistant. It's pretty good.  ]]></description>
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