On planting flowers

This weekend we have had heaven-like weather here in DFW. Not too hot, not too cold, and no wind. Bee-yoo-ti-ful. Weather has a way of making me want to do something outdoors. So I decided to go where all the hip people go: Walmart.

Being there for no particular …

Drunk at Quiznos

So I stopped to grab a delicious sub at Quiznos for dinner. As I was walking in, there was a girl in front of me that could hardly open the door. I followed her up to where you order, and the Quizno employee asked her what she wanted. And she replied "something to eat". …

How to Pick a Shopping Cart

When I go grocery shopping, I always manage to get the worst shopping cart. There is a certain amount of luck involved in choose a quite, functional cart. One of three symptoms usually occur. Bless your soul if a combination of these symptoms rear their ugly …

I Park Like An Idiot

Coming back from lunch today, I couldn't help notice the mammoth truck taking up half the parking lot. This fella could run over a school bus, and not even notice. Looks like he upgraded to an extended cab, bed, bumper AND hitch. Really wish I could tag him with an …

Peter Pan Kills

So I was getting ready to make myself a PBJ. Then I thought, "maybe I should check to make sure this isn't a batch of the recalled peanut butter that has been on the news." And sure enough it is! I could have died.

From the article: "The Peter Pan and Great Value …