So I stopped to grab a delicious sub at Quiznos for dinner. As I was walking in, there was a girl in front of me that could hardly open the door. I followed her up to where you order, and the Quizno employee asked her what she wanted. And she replied "something to eat". Then he asked what kind of sub. And she replied "something without lettuce, mayo, or pickles ... because those are gross". Then she looked at me, and it went down something like this:

Girl: Hey man
Me: Hey
Girl: What's your name?
Me: Keegan
Girl: Laughs her head off
Me: *confused*
Girl: That's an awesome name (in a slurred voice)
Me: What's your name?
Girl: Megan
Me: I have a sister named Megan
Girl: Laughs her head off (again)
Girl: Do my eyes look red?
Me: Yes
Girl: *goes to bathroom*
Girl: *comes back*
Girl: Do you think it would be okay if I got pulled over?
Me: *confused* Uh, no
Girl: Why not?????
Me: *confused*
Girl: What's your name?
Me: Uh, Keegan
Girl: *motions for a handshake*
Me: *shakes her hand*
Girl: Laughs her head off (again, again)
Me: *confused*
Girl: Gets to the cashier and bends all the way over the counter to see the screen.
Me: *REALIZES SHE IS DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND*
Girl: Drops her cup
Girl: Falls on her booty
Girl: Gets up
Girl: Goes to the drink station
Me: Paying the cashier
Girl: Turns around, asks me what my name is (again)
Me: *ignoring her*
Girl: Having a very hard time getting a soda
Me: Getting some ice
Girl: I should probably eat here ... right?
Me: Yah
Girl: Would you like to eat with me?
Me: Makes a bee line for the exit

The moral of this story is ... uh, you know, that's a good question.