"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Mike Avelino was the balls."
I'm Mike from Tampa. I was born in Levittown, Long Island and lived there for 12 years before moving to Florida.
I fall in love with girls out of my league and never do anything to capitalize on it.
I wear shirts that are too small, and hoodies when it's hot out, yet I'm like the first person to sweat. Anywhere...
Feb 17, 2007
I guess this is the end
These past three years
Are being thrown out the window
Into the cold dark streets below
At the very least
I fought so hard
To salvage what little we had left
But it's clear that you're not the same
Is this really fair?
Does my opinion …
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The Higher, Fall Out Boy, Hit the Lights, Anberlin, New Found Glory
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Mel*Vicious, May 12, 2007:
Yes, it's my VD tour. Im actually moving to phoenix here in 2 weeks. OH and you were in my dream last night...briefly.
Mel*Vicious, Mar 2, 2007:
can i give you the clap again?
Matthew Is Totally Rhombus!, Feb 27, 2007:
Yeah but I love syphilis. It's like, the sexiest of all the STDs!!!! Plus, Mel will cross multiply and divide with me...
Mel*Vicious, Feb 20, 2007:
you should kick PTao! in his azn p33n
Paul Tao, Feb 19, 2007:
You should change the name of the AP group to just "AbsolutePunk.net" because once this site becomes open to the public, I'm sure there'll be a lot of random kids who read AP on a regular basis who will want to join, except they won't be "boardies."
_, Feb 18, 2007:
You have a poop mouth.
Mel*Vicious, Feb 18, 2007:
our baby is the hottest one out there
Michi, Feb 17, 2007:
see you in vegas
Michi, Feb 17, 2007:
thanks for being more badass than fred durst
Paul Tao, Feb 17, 2007:
love da kids? pedophile.