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It takes a special person to be my friend...
I was born a poor asian child, but grew up to be a decidedly non-kosher Jew. I am an overemotional and extremely biased crackhead with a short temper and a bad habit of anthropomorphizing household appliances and stuffed animals. I truly believe that being surrounded by toasters, blenders, and clock radios with fully realized personalities helps keep me grounded - except for that goddamned microwave that keeps telling me to hurt the children. Paco, my stuffed koala bear and confidante, is unrepentantly addicted to glue and sodomy. I'm a big fan of propaganda, and I can spend hours reading fashion magazines just to get off learning new techniques to manipulate people. I'm an arrogant, charismatic, megalomaniacal future messiah figure. I've also been known to be available in cartons (Pocketsize coming soon).
Music
The Animals, The Band, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Buffalo Springfield, Captain Beefheart (and his Magic Band), CCR, Cream, David Bowie, Eric Clapton, Frank Zappa (mothers of invention), Janis Joplin, Jethro Tull, Jefferson Airplane, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, Led Zeppelin, Leon Russell, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manfred Mann, Moby Grape, The Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Ravi Shankar, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Syd Barrett, Tiny Tim, Vanilla Fudge, Van Morrison, The Who, The Zombies...
Movies
12 Monkeys, Almost Famous, An Inconvenient Truth, Bowling for Columbine, The Bridge, Deliver Us From Evil, DIg!, Dogma, The Elephant Man, The Exorcist, Fahrenheit 911, Forrest Gump, Gimme Shelter, Glory, Goldmember, The Green Mile, Grizzly Man, No DIrection Home, The Pianist, Pink Flamingos, Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Six Degrees of Seperation, Sling Blade, To Kill A Mockingbird, Trembling Before G-D, Woodstock: Three Days of Peace & Music, Yellow Submarine...
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Guh...lets get together Wednesday...my bros are going to San Deigo for their birthday...let do stuff! P.S. I am going to go through my clothes when would be best to sell them (and where do you recomend I go)
posted Jun 5
I'm glad you felt that way. I don't think you'd be a hard taste to acquire.
posted Apr 19
HAHA! I have this sliver of burn across my mid-back... LAME!!!
posted Mar 13
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night
posted Feb 27
I need boba. I hope your D-A-T-E is going swimmingly.
posted Feb 24
Get out of my head... get out of my head!!! Why are you staring at me?
posted Feb 17
kika, i need pink berry. thanks.
posted Feb 14
what am i look for exactly?
posted Feb 10
hahaha, ya i know, you gave it to me.
posted Feb 2
you're not 20. LIAR!
posted Jan 16
The Strawberry Jam says:
You supply the toasters, we'll supply the toast and jam.
posted Aug 22