kylebbb
18 years old
Male
About
If you see something interesting, leave me a comment. I like that :)
I guess you can call me Kyle..
I've driven a spaceship around the world,
I've guitar dueled Herman Li. I lost. My dad is a model and is setting a new weight standard in the fashion world. I own every one of Don Cherry's suits. In fact, I own Don Cherry. I have, in truth, driven backwards in the fog. I fingered an active volcano, out of spite. I toured the world with the Canadian army and solved the Bermuda triangle mystery. I ate 6 of burger king's triple stackers. I decided to clean my room, but later convinced myself I was too lazy. I devised a plan to stop 911 before it happened, only to be foiled by the fact that I was too late. Silver, the Lone Ranger's horse, is in my back shed. I purchased him with counterfeit money. While on a nature hike, I destroyed a bear's self esteem. I never use repetition to enforce my position. I came up with a formula to solve homelessness in my town; unfortunately, a squatter broke into my office and used the papers as a blanket/bathroom. I sold my big toe nail on eBay for 57 cents. I coined the phrase "you are what you eat" while watching Hannibal Lecter. I started a band but quit once we went platinum. My name has been changed 4 times as part of a witness protection program. I use cliches to prove my points. I eat my spaghetti with cheese on top, but only Canadian cheese. I jumped the Mexican border, then realizing that I was homesick. I have loved, but I don't know what love is. I never use repetition to enforce my position, but I do end things abruptly to keep people guessing.
Now for the real info: My name really is Kyle, music is my life. I play the guitar, the saxophone, the tuba, the drums (both kit and others), and I'm learning piano/keyboard. you never know right? Also I write music. I do lyrics, as well as guitar, keyboard and drum lines. I don't have any recording equipment though, which is too bad, otherwise I'd post some stuff for you guys!
