April 2009
AprilApr 30 Thursday 09
A blind guy walks into a bar. He didn't see it.
updated Apr 30, 2009 via Twitter
You all suck.
updated Apr 30, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 29 Wednesday 09
Just saw some fahkin' preck with a bag that said, "International Ventricular Arrhythmia Symposium." I bet he thinks he's so fahkin' smaht!
updated Apr 29, 2009 via Twitter
Just paid for everybody's bus ride.
updated Apr 29, 2009 via Twitter
I challenge you to a duel. However, due to the warm weather, I am without gloves. So I will slap you with a flip-flop.
updated Apr 28, 2009 via Twitter
Just saw a woman with a shirt that read, "Jack 'N' Jill Child Care Center." If I recall, Jack split his head open. I don't trust that place.
updated Apr 28, 2009 via Twitter
Bacteria cannot function in space.
updated Apr 25, 2009 via Twitter
SPACE PROM!
updated Apr 25, 2009 via Twitter
Some lady on the train wants to know where she can "cash in a raggety platter." Anybody know?
updated Apr 25, 2009 via Twitter
Hittin' up Fuji with Styles and the gang.
updated Apr 24, 2009 via Twitter
Me needs ta get some funkin' groceries!
updated Apr 23, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 22 Wednesday 09
If you thought Blind Cooking was good, wait 'till you see Blind Longboarding. Spring's back, suckas!
updated Apr 22, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 18 Saturday 09
I put my butt on a countless amount of people tonight.
updated Apr 18, 2009 via Twitter
AprilApr 16 Thursday 09
Just met Caroline and aparently needs 47 minutes.
updated Apr 16, 2009 via Twitter
Who's playing Chumbawamba?
updated Apr 16, 2009 via Twitter