June 2009
JuneJun 13 Saturday 09
Ancona told me that he puked on Tom Brady's house last night. He's still drunk... at 8:00 AM.
updated Jun 13, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 12 Friday 09
Only four days left in the first quarter-century of my life...
updated Jun 12, 2009 via Twitter
Minus ten points, Sully.
updated Jun 12, 2009 via Twitter
My cab driver just hit a car head on... Looks like I'm walking from here.
updated Jun 12, 2009 via Twitter
My iPhone says I have no SIM card. It's lying to me.
updated Jun 10, 2009 via Twitter
"The Hangover" was one of the best films I've seen in a while. I highly recommend it if you're a person that likes things.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter
Going to see "The Hangover" then the Meadowlarks show.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter
June 19th... Time to upgrade.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter
Headin' to the Doc's.
updated Jun 8, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 7 Sunday 09
Texas teen captures state track championship - by herself ∞
How do you say, "I believe that is my pierogi," in Croatian?
updated Jun 7, 2009 via Twitter
My Game Gear predicts the future.
updated Jun 7, 2009 via Twitter
JuneJun 6 Saturday 09
Somebody just requested "I Wear My Sunglassses at Night" and a girl sang it to me wearing sunglasses. Point.
updated Jun 6, 2009 via Twitter
Double tap on that shit for a period, bitch!
updated Jun 6, 2009 via Twitter