lazaro

36 years old

Atlanta

Male

About

I’m slightly and overtly sarcastic and I rarely get offended. I think I have ADD and tend to get bored easily.

I have weird fascinations with people watching, nascar, video games and mullets – and oddly enough can all be done at a nascar race. I have driven a golf cart around the Daytona Motor Speedway after one of the races. I have spent time in Chicago and Wisconsin, but grew up in New Jersey for the most part, so the NASCAR thing really doesn’t make sense. In Atlanta now, hmm maybe it’s the water? I also dig midgets, ninjas and pirates; doing the Lynndie and general people watching. Ultimate, a Ninja midget pirate doing the Lynndie on a dude with a mullet at a nascar race.

Started playing around on the internets, when there was only one of them.

I’m a technology and gadget hoarder.

I have had drinks with George Clinton, Will Sasso, Sam Raimi, Stan Lee and Toby Maguire – but not all at the same time. I have watched James Brown play blackjack in Vegas - RIP Mr Brown. Sat next to Vanilla Ice on a flight from LA to Atlanta after he got his a$$ whipped by Willis in the first celebrity boxing match. I used the urinal next to Warren Betty at an awards show. We didn’t shake hands, which would have been kind of weird.

I'm a perpetual line crosser. I just end up saying what you were thinking anyway.

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