I'm an aquarius. We're well known as intractable, contrary, perverse, unpredictable, unemotional, and detached. And those are just the good things.
When I was a toddler, I shared a high chair with my cousin Tana and fed her my peas because I found them to be a dreadful legume. I don't mind them so much anymore, but I prefer green beans.
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Margaret Atwood, Leo Tolstoy, Ayn Rand, Lewis Carroll, Vladimir Nabokov, Shirley Jackson, Erik Larson, David Sedaris, Lorine Niedecker, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, James Frey, Anais Nin, Richard Brautigan, JT Leroy/Laura Albert, Charles Bukowski, Joyce Carol Oates, Dave Eggers, Dennis Cooper, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk, Virginia Woolf, Charles Baudelaire, ee cummings, Yehuda Amichai, Anne Sexton, Carl Phillips, Pablo Neruda, Leonard Cohen, Vladimir Mayakovsky, Mary Ann Samyn, Czeslaw Milosz, Matt Walker, Jeffrey McDaniel, Marina Tsvaetaeva, William Carlos Williams, Fleur Adcock, Cid Corman, Dorothy Parker, Donald Justice, Erica Jong, Ron Padgett, Sharon Olds, Paul Celan, Adrian Rich
Annuals, Destroyer, Sunset Rubdown, Beirut, Swan Lake, The Appleseed Cast, Danielson, Islands, Wolf Parade, Deerhoof, Q and not U, Animal Collective, The Fiery Furnaces, Of Montreal, The Whitest Boy Alive, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Xiu Xiu, Smog, The Apples In Stereo, Neutral Milk Hotel, Liars, The Album Leaf, Grizzly Bear, TV on the Radio, British Sea Power, Lovage, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Guillemots, Devendra Banhart, Broken Social Scene, Espers, Manitoba, Caribou, Camera Obscura, Architecture in Helsinki, Joanna Newsom, mewithoutYou, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Minus The Bear, Tilly and the Wall, Bear vs Shark, The Arcade Fire, Cocorosie, Sufjan Stevens, Denison Witmer, Nada Surf, Andrew Bird, Band Of Horses, Tokyo Police Club, Jonathan Richman, Wheat, Telefon Tel Aviv, Kings of Leon, Menomena, The Dear Hunter, Deerhunter, Team Sleep, As Tall As Lions, My Latest Novel, Okkervil River, South, Mystery Jets, The Spinto Band, Tapes n Tapes, The Rakes, Voxtrot, The American Analog Set, Dead to Fall
hardwood floors, the snug fit of clean clothes, edie brickell, imperial white peach white tea, fruit snacks, waking up early, agritainment, clementine izze, jane birkin's breasts, goblin market, cheap shoes, cameos, five six seven o'clock shadows, vampires, freckles, the classic rock station, mouth wash, aol instant messenger, yellow kitchens, antique malls, scarf weather, woody guthrie, aloe vera, my dogs, rainy days, that day in march with the couch on the street and the bongos and strangers, hockey, cool bedsheets, my jeep cherokee, summertime as performed by tori amos, watership down, westerns, craft fairs, burly woodsmen, maritime provinces, cigarettes, brown socks, smog as in (), slum wine, porch swings, the drive-in with co-features, camping, goosebumps sans rl stine, nick cave, shoulders, early bedtimes, the written word, cuts and bruises, tissue boxes, the bathtub at my old apartment, big bags, warm clothes, the way my mother smells, clean dishes, hospital by the modern lovers, brown eyes, the dank familiarity of my river home, havarti cheese, babies, alphonse mucha, boots, letting go, saving spiders, big teeth, cheap whiskey