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Brain Squirts for 2009-12-22

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:33:58 -0800

afternoons really are the best mornings.. I only went to bed last night (this morning) because I ran out of Riddick movies to watch #
today's adventures include giving money to various 20C govt orgs and finding people to see THUNDER SPACE FURRY SMURFs in maximum dimensions #
I am returned victorious, bearing the names and numbers of the local officials responsible for instigating new parking restrictions. #
It was not lost of them that I was wearing a Soviet Russia tshirt. The implications were quite clear. #
My efforts to charge 6 '100% Free Range' eggs to my whuffie account were far less successful. #
My cries that the local hypermarket is Futurist caused quite the stir as the security drones dragged me outside.. #
I'M IN UR VIDEOSTORE POINTING OUT THEIR CATEGORY ERRORS #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-21

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:10:26 -0800

Teenage breakdancing crew dressed like New York through time. Everything is old and new at the same time now #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-20

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:41:21 -0800

noone should have to do network security first thing in the morning; even if it is the afternoon. #
Reading randomly through Shivering Sands. Using nearby objects as bookmarks. A burnt cd, headphones, a doll's arm #
it's like every major director is making their perfect film at the moment http://icio.us/xut0ed #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-19

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:45:49 -0800

where's my AR glasses that let me blockquote from this book?! you're not actually gonna make me type this, are you? How BARBARIC! #
RT @HiggsBoson23: no matter where you go, there you are – buckaroo banzai #
SHAPED til '10 that's no way to start the holidaze. #fuckingfirstworldprobalems #
(thankfully XBOX live is unmetered so I can continue grinding in Halo3) #phew! #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-18

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:03 -0800

loving the debut Red State Soundsystem album – http://bit.ly/6tEoKU. Great work @jzellis! #
the only problem with tonight's planned bar crawl is that I won't wake up half-way to Venus, enlisted in the Russian Space Navy #
and I have the perfect haircut for that too #
I don't want first-world problems, I want off-world problems #
RT @newspacejournal: XCOR wins a major customer http://bit.ly/4Nc0Tr #
using what little authority I have to imprint the awesomeness that is Explorers (1985) on young minds #
in a bar with a bunch of people who are all on their phones. Our mission: to consume alcohol and accumulate foursquare points #
jesus, even that mime has an iPhone #
starting a busker war #
go @BERGLONDON! http://bit.ly/4TISAT #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-17

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:55:09 -0800

RT @bruces: t h e f u t u r e http://bit.ly/8WgBPG #
OH: "Can I pay in baby arms? They're legal tender in Brazil.." #
Things I have learnt so far playing Machinarium – robots smoke weed, but don't poop. #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-16

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:40:05 -0800

NSFW u haz bin warned RT @gonzosquad: Massive Attack (w/ Hope Sandoval) – Paradise Circus (from… http://twurl.nl/2su86x #
Among my many favourite things about Borderlands is that it reaffirms windmills as being objects of futurity #
"The fact that you have no interest in the future, does not mean that the future has lost interest in you." Bruce Sterling (@bruces) #
breaking Rule1 http://flic.kr/p/7o8yXr #
well crack open my cranium and drown my brain in ice coffee, that's a big steak! but I can make it.. #
take one m1k3y, add giant steak and two litres of ice coffee. place into 37C day wearing black tshirt. more Will He Faint after the break.. #
can i curl up by the watering hole and nap now please?! #
it's a slow death by recorder for me tonight. Worst 'musical instrument' ever #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-15

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:14:26 -0800

thanks @lizbt and @DavidForbes, and you too @Jerem_Morrow. @bindychild, imma let you finish but DYNAMITE DOESN'T COUNT in RockPaperScissors #
hour3 – 20min shower, playlist alternating APC and FrontLineAssembly, calling muh nan (granny007) #thebirthdayening #
hour4 – scratchin' those scratchies from the in-laws… can haz instant wealth? #thebirthdayening #
5 dollars? Feh! OK, who's buying me this? http://bit.ly/6MFntD #thebirthdayening #
hour5 – our hero admires teh lovely day outside, pulls down the curtain, fires up the xbox and teleports to Borderlands #thebirthdayening #
hour6 – re-emerge, LEVEL UP freshly imprinted on my corneas, off 2 hunt down a cafe lunch with the lovely wife #thebirthdayening #
hour8 – wake up from nap to a mudcake cupcake with a single candle #thebirthdayening #
OH: "Is this place on foursquare?" #thebirthdayening #
hour14 – drunk on vodka and cheap curry the dinner party tries to lynch the one climate-change denialist in attendance #thebirthdayening #
hour14.5 – one guy is dead (not really Mr Policeman), one guy is boasting about this tumblarlity (@bindychild), @lizbt is wearing a jetpack #
(cont'd) t-shirt and making malteaser-infused vodka thickshakes. best #birthdayening ev-rar #
omg, remember HIM?! lol! OK, we are go for Dexter finale #
hour16.5 – Tetsuwan Atom is not impressed with the Dexter finale http://flic.kr/p/7nYVpe #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-14

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:31:14 -0800

if I don't wake up tomorrow and find it's the Future, you're all FIRED #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-13

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:24:20 -0800

just fucking do it ♫ http://blip.fm/~hpo0g #
"what's a hipster?", she asked, wearing suit jacket and tutu #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-12

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:15:45 -0800

I say we take off, nuke it from orbit.. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hnwu0 #
it appears that my tram has stopped while the drive makes some extra money squeegeing cars #
duh, driver.. Now to find @lizbt via her @foursquare checkins.. #
Internet.Australian what's a good online second-hand bookstore? #
in the half hipster, half kids crowd for Where The Wild Things Are (@ Village Cinema Jam Factory) http://4sq.com/8ktiyk #
that was sublime #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-11

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:03:28 -0800

woohoo! RT @sciencebastard: Hot Damn, more Borderlands DLC before the year is out! http://bit.ly/63OHnp #
no, no, No, NO, *NOOOOOOO* ♫ http://blip.fm/~hlwke #
reading chat logs from tomorrow minus a year #
RT @GreatDismal: The street finds its own ways for people to suck http://bit.ly/873aNj #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-11

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:03:26 -0800

woohoo! RT @sciencebastard: Hot Damn, more Borderlands DLC before the year is out! http://bit.ly/63OHnp #
no, no, No, NO, *NOOOOOOO* ♫ http://blip.fm/~hlwke #
reading chat logs from tomorrow minus a year #
RT @GreatDismal: The street finds its own ways for people to suck http://bit.ly/873aNj #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-10

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:34:28 -0800

disposable income #20thCenturyPhrases #
and that's another window of productivity lost to browser bs. next unit of time is allocated to getting a new haircut #
RT @lukeayresryan: a short piece on the death of a housemate: http://bit.ly/6wTwiQ #
Lucked out and got the uber-hipster hatin' on fixies, lovin' @ThreeThousand barber.. hopefully stylin' it myself will save this new do #
updating residual self-image http://flic.kr/p/7mMC77 #
updating residual self-image http://flic.kr/p/7mHK8R #
throwing together a global ensemble and heading in (fashionably late) to the @Sartorialist's book signing #
ok, that is one crazy long line. I am pleasantly surprised. And leaving, because i was just hoping he would speak. But no. #
I have secured myself a copy of PC PowerPlay. Apparently it has people I kinda know in it or something #
Fuck yes new Better Off Ted! #
cereal for dinner and then play through the Machinarium demo 'cause I'm an internet rockstar. #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-09

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:57:22 -0800

RT @Annaleen: Awesome review of The Lovely Bones from io9 guest writer John Shirley http://bit.ly/4GATXz #
Watched the first ep of The Prisoner remake. Hand kept reaching for the controller. Line between gaming and film/tv continues to blur. #
attn: citizens of yesterday – http://bit.ly/6b9lBy #
Poor Batman http://bit.ly/4GDbYU #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-08

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:14:58 -0800

damn time-travel portal energy disrupting local weather systems. where's my umbrella? #
RT @Virgin_Galactic: The first sneak views of SpaceShipTwo have been revealed as Sir Richard meets the spaceship for the first time! #
RT @claytoncubitt: When I was a kid I often wished I could read people's minds. Constant Twitter and Facebook updates have cured that. #
Happy Birthday Futurist and Virtual Reality Pioneer, @mpesce! ♫ http://blip.fm/~hggxe #
fuck yes Law Abiding Citizen. Put Gerald Butler IN EVERY MOVIE!!! #
it's pissweak time-travel night; filing Zombieland under edutrainment (@ Hoyts Melbourne Central w/ @omegamorningsta) http://4sq.com/8VKP2a #
Zombieland – starring Woody Harrelson and the illegal clones of Michael Cera and Lindsay Lohan; winner of the Best Cameo of the Decade award #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-07

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:33:55 -0800

RT @DavidForbes: Coz 4 chars wsn't shrt enuff RT @nahumg: 2KX – An increasingly popular abbreviation for the year 2010 http://bit.ly/6rXHuO #
EYE SCIENCE! http://flic.kr/p/7kYwqF #
RT @Theremina: Comrades! Quickly, off the top of your heads… name the most influential/demented games and toys you can think of. Any era. #
you hear that whimpering sound? That's BSG crying in the corner after SGU just kicked it's ass. Holy crap, what a finale! #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-06

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:58:37 -0800

and you tip with whuffie? RT @foursquare: RT @jruckman: I wanna go to a restaurant where my waitor offers to check me into Foursquare #
i have hourglass eyes (@ Carlton Library w/ @lizbt) http://bit.ly/4uamvu #
you go shrieky girl! RT @Spiraltwist: I wonder what music tastes like? #
getting ready for the ozploitation classic, The Man From Hong Kong (@ Backyard Cinema) http://bit.ly/6TkJ1g #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-05

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:46:35 -0800

maybe if I'd woken up before 2pm I'd have been able to squeeze in a hair cut before rollerderby tonight. #
CAN YOU REMEMBER LIFE BEFORE MOBILE INTERNET AND IPODS? #
I just passed someone in the street that also believes it is the Future. i'm not alone! #
RT @AlexSteffen: "What are any of these 'utopian dreams' of ours but defective forms of time-travel?" Thomas Pynchon @transmediale #
eating poo cake and keeping up my fluids. Go Dead Ringer Rosies! (@ Puckhandlers w/ @lizbt) http://bit.ly/8BfHDM #
now that's a sport. That's a grand final! Rollerderby, WOO!! #

Brain Squirts for 2009-12-04

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:45:19 -0800

the crusade continues RT @ASIO: reminds Citizens to know thine enemy – from guyliner to fixed gear bikes. http://bit.ly/4WcHLY #