What the hell are WE? Clusters of carbon and atoms trudging our way through a meaningless outcome of a trillion year old explosion? Or is the explosion yet to happen... and we are simply spectators in the biggest natural sporting event ever to unfold? I hope it fucking smashes us.
Who I'd like to meet:
Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Charles Darwin, Anton LaVey, Lloyd Kaufman, Ed Wood, Oliver Stone, Lars von Trier, Ruggero Deodato, Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy, Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer, Elizabeth Báthory, John Wozniak

Rotten Sound, Jack Off Jill, Cannibal Corpse, Municipal Waste, Venomous Concept, Lower Class Brats, Engorged, Fuck...I'm Dead, Charles Bronson, Brody's Militia, Ed Gein, The Synthetic Dream Foundation, Robert Rich, Premature Ejaculation, Nasum, Why?, Dr. Octagon, Belle &; Sebastian, Devotchkas, F-Minus, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, GG Allin, Elysia, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Ministry, Conflict, Dropdead, Extreme Noise Terror, Any Last Words, Violent Femmes, Vaginal Jesus, Anal Cunt, Mortician, Napalm Death, Behind Enemy Lines, Dead Kennedys, Cradle Of Filth, Velvet Acid Christ, Fuck On The Beach, Mayhem, Insect Warfare, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Gossip, Defiance Ohio, Marcy Playground, The Flaming Lips, Killwhitneydead, Frightmare, Spazz, Bloodhag......so many others.
Movies To Kill A Mockingbird, Fritz The Cat, Bad Taste, Meet The Feebles, Dead Alive, Photographing Fairies, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fargo, Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy, Terror Vision, Freddy Got Fingered, Anchorman, Stranger Than Fiction, 1408, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Science Of Sleep, 8MM, Creepshow, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, A Scanner Darkly, The Toxic Avenger, Stuck On You! (Troma), Surf Nazis Must Die, Redneck Zombies, Night Beast, Bloodsucking Freaks, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, Dead &; Breakfast, Glen Or Glenda, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Mars Attacks!, I Know Who Killed Me, Firestarter, Joshua, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Goodfellas, I Married A Strange Person, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Star Wars, X-Men, Hard Rock Zombies, Ghost World, I Love Your Work, The Naked Gun, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead (both), Day Of The Dead, The Emperor's New Groove, Beavis And Butthead Do America, Superbad, Fido, Monty Python's Meaning Of Life, The Pit, Cannibal Holocaust, Spun, Acne, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Clerks, Jersey Girl, Sliding Doors, 3000 Miles To Graceland, Pink Flamingos, I Spit On Your Grave, Me And You And Everyone We Know, Borat, Waiting, Interview With The Assassin, Pan's Labyrinth, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Matilda, Dead Poets Society, Death To Smoochy, What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, One Hour Photo, American Psycho, The Machinist, Spaceballs, History Of The World Part I, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, Killer Klowns From Outer Space. . . it goes on.
Television The Soup, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Still Standing, According To Jim, Gunsmoke, Leave It To Beaver, Tales From The Crypt

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