DecemberDec 3 Thursday 09
Everyone and their mother is getting a Twitter account.
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DecemberDec 2 Wednesday 09
I just realized something: Nestea green tea looks a lot like urine.
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
I'll never understand why people put windows in bathrooms.
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I'm definitely not being productive right now.
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NovemberNov 27 Saturday 09
Why do people, when describing a life full of riches and pleasure, always mention yachts? I think that a yacht would be incredibly boring.
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NovemberNov 26 Thursday 09
My son just dropped an f-bomb at my family's Thanksgiving feast. Yup.
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NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
It looks like it's just me and Armless tonight. *sigh*
updated Nov 24, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
Finally bought a book of stamps! Now I can mail people things.
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
Somehow managed to drop my shampoo into the toilet. I believe today is going to be a great day.
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 9 Monday 09
I haven't had Vanilla Coke in forever. Mmmm.
updated Nov 9, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 2 Monday 09
You know what's fun? Calling Apple's operating system "oh ess ex" instead of "oh ess ten," just to watch the fanboys twitch.
updated Nov 2, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
I watched The Mist. I hated The Mist. I loved The Mist. I love The Mist.
updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 29 Thursday 09
Copeland is splitting up!? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 26 Monday 09
The tomato soup today is very, very good. Very. A lot.
updated Oct 26, 2009 via Twitter