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Hector Hector was a metal detector
Had a good job and it paid quite well
The recession hit
and the airline split
he had to find work somewhere else.

Hector Hector the police inspector
wore a badge that shined so dull
His uniform itched
he drove his car in the ditch
and he didn't get comp when he cracked his skull

Hector Hector the cable connector
Always forgot which plug to run
one day took a nap
and then he got zapped
And after that he couldn't get er done

Hector Hector the slam dunk rejector
Best Defense in the WNBA
Had to wear a big wig
to get this gig
but they found his padded bra & sent him away

Hector Hector the country rector
wasn't too honest and not too nice
his sermons were boring
and even he was snoring
so they threatened to send him to paradise

Hector Hector the Nectar collector
The bees didn't like his bumbling
he cried when they made him run
and that really stung
so they just decided to let him beeee....