hey what's a movie about girls who pretend to love men so they can get money? cos i'm pretty sure i just wrote a song about it.
updated Apr 13, 2009 via Twitter
ok. i'm playing a SHOW on MAY 23RD in the EVENING. please come. now, sorry for today's incessant twittering. please don't stop following me.
updated Apr 13, 2009 via Twitter
is it ok that i freak out a little when i lose a follower? and a little more if i figure out who it is & that i actually know that person?
updated Apr 13, 2009 via Twitter
finding amazing new artists is both wonderful and awful. (this is just for me. in my phase of life. not for you. you find whoever you want.)
updated Apr 13, 2009 via Twitter
so i am wearing a designer dress with a long sleeved t-shirt and &10 jeans... it's fine, right?
updated Apr 12, 2009 via Twitter
happy easter. what an awesome day. we are so so so so so so so so so so so so undeserving of all that we have.
updated Apr 12, 2009 via Twitter
so apparently i'm a pretty solid wiffle ball player. good to know. bring it on.
updated Apr 11, 2009 via Twitter
jonathan did weight watchers for a week and lost 8 lbs. bastard.
updated Apr 10, 2009 via Twitter
i just said "her shoes match her pants." jonathan heard "the carpet matches the drapes." um... really?
updated Apr 9, 2009 via Twitter
A bunch of high school kids dressed as clowns just came in & serenaded my patients during the singalong. They were surprisingly enthusiastic
updated Apr 9, 2009 via Twitter
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