"The only reason I'd do it is to keep my butt tight."
This picture clearly portrays my dominance.
"We could make fun of Derek Jeter and call him...Derek...Jeter" - Jonathan - May 15, 2001
Matt: hey, do you mind if I invite that kid "Mark" to go with us tonight?
Jonathan: Why would you want "Mark" to come along? You don't even like that guy.
Matt: True, but I'm pretty sure no one likes him so I thought it might be nice for him if he got an invite. I am …
Jonathan was born in April of 1981. I was born in July of that same year. One might be tempted to think that Jonathan would be greater than Matt (it pains me to write his name first), but those silly people are the same that think age = greatness. It does not. That …
Umm... This is cool.
Simply wonderful.

"...Imagine not being able to chug. That is like a world without puppies... Not worth living in. "
Last beatbox video... I promise