matt_matterson http://virb.com/matt_matterson Virb 2.0 (@matt_matterson) en Awesome http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/404788 Awesome]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:00:45 -0800 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/404788 Awesome http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/28534 Awesome]]> Sat, 05 May 2007 00:37:48 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/28534 Joanathan http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15472 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:09:00 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15472 "The only reason I'd do it is to keep my butt... http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15471 "The only reason I'd do it is to keep my butt tight."]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:09:00 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15471 This picture clearly portrays my dominance. http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15470 This picture clearly portrays my dominance.]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:59 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15470 "We could make fun of Derek Jeter and call him...Derek...Jeter" http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15469 Jonathan - May 15, 2001]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:59 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15469 Matt: hey, do you mind if I invite that kid "Mark" to go with us tonight? http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15468 Jonathan: Why would you want "Mark" to come along? You don't even like that guy.
Matt: True, but I'm pretty sure no one likes him so I thought it might be nice for him if he got an invite. I am trying to reach out to him bro.
Jonathan: Why you wanna reach out to him? He's a Christian, screw him!

"Mark" was not his real name, and yes Jonathan actually said that.
]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:58 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15468 http://home.comcast.net/~ruttiger... http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15467 http://home.comcast.net/~ruttiger...]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:57 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15467 Matt > Jonathan (a brief history) http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15466 Jonathan was born in April of 1981. I was born in July of that same year. One might be tempted to think that Jonathan would be greater than Matt (it pains me to write his name first), but those silly people are the same that think age = greatness. It does not. That is like saying old avocados taste better than not old avocados. Dumb.

Matt met Jonathan (that's better) at church in the mid 90's. Matt beat up Jonathan continuously throughout the early 2000's. Jonathan got married and moved away claiming all the while "I'm in love!" Malarkey, he was just tired of getting the crud kicked out of him every few minutes.

In closing, Jonathan still can't spit.

]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:56 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15466 Umm... This is cool. http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15465 Umm... This is cool.]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:56 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15465 The movie that started it all... http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15464 The movie that started it all...]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:56 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15464 Simply wonderful. http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15463 Simply wonderful.]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:55 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15463 "...Imagine not being able to chug. That is like a... http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15462

"...Imagine not being able to chug. That is like a world without puppies... Not worth living in. "

]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:55 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15462 Last beatbox video... I promise http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15461 Last beatbox video... I promise]]> Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:08:55 -0700 http://virb.com/matt_matterson/posts/text/15461