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Meghan Janssen

24 years old

Female

About

I am the holder of a highly-coveted English degree from Azusa Pacific University. I did this in three-and-a-half years, instead of the regular four, which is impressive to my mom. Currently, I am in the process of composing my complete memoirs--an embarrassingly pretentious endeavor-- but it gives me something to occupy my time, seeing as I have no job and no school to serve that role.

My favorite things include reading--a drug which is both an hallucinogenic and an opiate-- and spending time in the outdoors. Doing both simultaneously often results in an afternoon well spent. My favorite outdoor settings to explore are all of them. My favorite books are those written by, in, or about Steinbeck, Shakespeare, The Bible and Religion, Feminism, Jonathan Safran Foer, Gay/Gender Studies, Travel, other cultures, Cultural Studies, Mexico, Mexican authors, Magical Realism, Fantasy, Language and Grammar, Biography, and Environmentalism.

Perhaps I could say that my goal is to go to graduate school, get another degree, and become an instructor at a university, saving up enough money here and there so that I can use my free time to travel all over the world.

But really I think my most important goal right now is to finish writing my memoirs, sell them to a major publishing house, and make it on the New York Times best seller list before I reach age twenty four.

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Jul 30, 2008

counting down...

In four weeks and one day I will be leaving for Japan. I am so incredibly terrified at the thought. But I've started putting together a separate blog to chronicle my experiences while I'm over there. I don't know what the future of this blog will end up looking like, …

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Jul 2, 2008

camping with friends and hiking alone

I remember going camping with my family as a kid and having those few experiences where we were situated within close proximity of a group of young adult campers who spent their time laughing loudly, getting boozed up, and shouting at one another like they were the only …

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Jun 26, 2008

heavenish

carrot cake
Another successful recipe out of my favorite cookbook: "Ginger-Macadamia-Coconut-Carrot Cake." It was incredible. And, with the weather having cooled down so much this week, it wasn't a terrible sacrifice to have the oven going, either.

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The Righteous and Harmonious Fists, Nov 20, 2007:

i heard we're gonna be in a band together...soooo stoked. also, i would like to take this time to acknowledge your presents.

Bermuda Erns, Oct 22, 2007:

we are a kick ass band!

jonkvassay, Oct 20, 2007:

I almost knocked over some girl at Starbucks who looked a lot like you. I thought that maybe she was you but I was just too high on cold medicine to be sure. Plus you probably would have said something. Unless, maybe, you were mad at me for accidently running into you in an empty store then not really acknowledging your presents. What I am trying to say is that you have some type of doppelganger running around Glendora. Be careful.

ashey, Oct 3, 2007:

no. yeah. he's very scary. he is theodore bagwell from prison break. but he goes by the name t-bag. he's a very bad man. so don't feel bad. feel good. you saw right through him.

ashey, Oct 2, 2007:

i'm sorry. i just feel so lame spicing up my profile when i don't have any friends to impress with it.

ashleyjones, Sep 26, 2007:

i remember. if only remembering brought thoughts into actuality.

ashleyjones, Sep 26, 2007:

azusa jam squad. UNITE!

ashleyjones, Jul 9, 2007:

we're coming home a day early! in singapore now sitting in front of mcdonald's. so. home wednesday the 11th a bit before midnight hopefully. lovelovelove you and miss you!

victoriamagyar, Jun 27, 2007:

bring it, girl. what happens to nikki?

jenna.m.bomba., Jun 23, 2007:

There's a film showing at the hollywood forever cemetary TONIGHT!! Gates open at 730, the film starts at 9 (it's The Haunting). There are DJs spinning before and after the film--booze IS allowed. Bring pillows and blankets. It's free. You should come!!!

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