Where's the finger? Raise the finger high me bredrin.

'Great' Britain. Doesn't do what it says on the tin.

'Great' Britain. Doesn't do what it says on the tin.

Watching Blade Runner, Director's Cut, on widescreen VHS! Only seen this once, in 1999. Now it's 2009. It's set in 2019. Mad. 1982!

Watching Blade Runner, Director's Cut, on widescreen VHS! Only seen this once, in 1999. Now it's 2009. It's set in 2019. Mad. 1982!

If clocks go forward an hour at 2AM does that mean the BBC cut an hour off the Radio 1 Jungle Show?

Is Peggy Mitchell about to be ASSIMILATED into the fucking BORG?!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He fell down. Who pushed him? It was the government.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Could really do with a few hits from a bong right about now. Totally uninspired. Lethargic and vexed!

Vodafone Contract WAP is compact crap. Need a punch bag - now.