merkley???
42 years old
San Francisco, CA
Male
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Dec 23, 2008
Accidentally Imitating Tracy Morgan at BYU, Universal Retro Future Day & Hiding My Pranks Under a Bushel
I took a trip back to BYU with my new friend Tracy Morgan, yeah the funny black dude from 30 rock and SNL. We had taco salads in the cafeteria and I noticed that I was adopting his hyper negro speech patterns. I really don't like it when white people talk like black …
Nov 12, 2008
My Mother's London Based Daniel Boone Wedding Reception Center, The Burglar Who Looked Sharp In My Stolen Suit & Pilots are Stuck UP
My mom is now running a wedding reception center in London. It's the same place where a big rockstar friend got married and I had to spend her whole wedding day in her bridal chambers documenting it all.
Too much estrogen. My balls shrank to microscopic levels.
My mom …
Nov 11, 2008
Wanna Hear Me Do Woody Allen? No? Extreme Garage Door Makeover: Jet Engine TV Edition & The Creepy Sleepwalker Chick
Found out that falling asleep during a Woody Allen movie results in the ability to do a perfect impression. Too bad the only person entertained by a perfect Woody Allen impression is an old roommate who I hope I never see again.
I was trying to sleep but I could hear the …
.RFO - Radio Flash* Online, Aug 18, 2007:
[ J.], Apr 26, 2007:
i didnt plan on conforming to the idea of joining this shit either.. but its always good to have a back up plan
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