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    <description><![CDATA[One evening a friend of mine asked if I would like to attend "da club." Now it must be stated that "da club," while fascinating to me, had never quite made it into my life as a legitimate activity. But I thought "this will be fun! why not!?" So, off to "da club" we go. While we are standing around at "da club" a girl approaches my friend and myself and I am promptly introduced by my ambassador to said club. My friend apparently wanted to do some serious PR because as I was introduced as follows: "This is Micah, he keeps it real."

This through me for a loop. I got nervous. While I would very much like to "keep it real," I'm in a new environment, I haven't quite appraised what "keeping it real" would mean to my new acquaintence. Looking to avoid any outlandish expectations of how I "keep it" I informed my new friend that "I keep it awkward."

What happened next is as hysterical as it is perposterous. The girl explains to me through slurred words that she "likes it awkward" and pulls me toward her by my shirt. Now, I'm not sure how most people naturally react to being suddenly pushed or pulled, but I for one had to re align my footing, lest I fall on the confusing person who jostled me. Unfortunately, in doing so I seemed to place my foot on top of hers to which she said "you asshole you stepped on my foot!" 

To which I replied; "I told you?"

I like to make pictures and i like the seahawks. 

I work for both <a href="http://www.coalheadwear.com">Coal Headwear</a> and <a href="http://www.unionbindingcompany.com">Union Binding Company</a> making graphics. Those graphics go on hats, paper, snowboarding bindings--pretty much whatever.


My horrifically old graphic design portfolio lives at <a href="http://micahmicah.net">micahmicah.net</a> I will update it soon with work that doesn't make me cringe.]]></description>
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      <title>20ºF, feels like, 5ºF.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[20ºF, feels like, 5ºF.]]></description>
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      <title>Does anyone have Pictionary they want to donate to some art students? It...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Does anyone have Pictionary they want to donate to some art students? It will go to very good use. And you&#039;ll get to see some funny stuff!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:18:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Water Wolf</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:14:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>51º!? It's fucking hot out....shirts off?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[51º!? It&#039;s fucking hot out....shirts off?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:55:58 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>40°!? it's like fucking summer! I'm going for a run.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[40°!? it&#039;s like fucking summer! I&#039;m going for a run.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 12:14:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I've seen three empty bottles of Karkov these past few days. My favorite...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve seen three empty bottles of Karkov these past few days. My favorite location so far has been the floor of the mall.]]></description>
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      <title>I am currently waiting for the trolley, and next to me is a small empty...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I am currently waiting for the trolley, and next to me is a small empty bottle of Karkov Vodka and the remains of a whole crab.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:09:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>First Norr'easter</title>
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      <title>I don't know what it is about Providence buses that has people airing their...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t know what it is about Providence buses that has people airing their legal woes, every time.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:18:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I go out to eat, not to do long divison, this is fucking stupid....</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I go out to eat, not to do long divison, this is fucking stupid. #firstworldproblems]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:57:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>from the RISD store i was able to share screen with my computer at home to...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[from the RISD store i was able to share screen with my computer at home to see how much ink i had in my printer. The future is amazing.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:46:33 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>so, on half my lip my mustache is long and curls over my lip, on the other...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[so, on half my lip my mustache is long and curls over my lip, on the other side it&#039;s like a frayed knot. It&#039;s weird.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:23:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Hey web design friends, what do you all think about http://typekit.com ?...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hey web design friends, what do you all think about <a href="http://typekit.com" target="_blank">http://typekit.com</a> ? does it worth?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:20:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The best and worst part about using spray mount is that the vapor gets in...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The best and worst part about using spray mount is that the vapor gets in your arm hair.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:00:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>802.11/n is in full effect now. Fucking awesome.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[802.11/n is in full effect now. Fucking awesome.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:36:30 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jez Burrows</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mixture of Andrio Abero and Feltron, a very well designed and built portfolio site.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:45:42 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>MySuiteStuff</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Funny Creative Suite Pillows]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:45:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I saw a 3 year old dresses like Jay-z in the Death of Autotune video. Black...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I saw a 3 year old dresses like Jay-z in the Death of Autotune video. Black leather jacket, Yankees fitted, dark denim, sneakers. Awesome.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:17:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Eating &quot;cheeseburger&quot; flavored Pringles. They smell like ketchup and socks, they taste...like cheeseburgers. Kind of.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:14:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I am thankful to have a dad who&#039;s willing to put forth the time and effort to drive all my crap from Seattle to Rhode Island. What a man.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:41:46 -0800</pubDate>
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