JanuaryJan 5 Tuesday 10
2 inches too short. Curse of having long legs
updated 13 hours ago via Twitter
The space under my desk is colder than outside
updated 18 hours ago via Twitter
JanuaryJan 3 Sunday 10
There is nothing positive about having a long driveway http://twitpic.com/wk9cz
updated 3 days ago via Twitter
Shoveling snow and crappy films share much. Hopeful beginnings > miserable middles > euphoric endings.
updated 3 days ago via Twitter
Beard icicles thawing is the worst
updated 4 days ago via Twitter
JanuaryJan 1 Friday 10
So many cats coming out to play http://twitpic.com/w9se5
updated 5 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 31 Thursday 09
After this sub I promise to give up meat for the rest of the year http://twitpic.com/w4rya
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
Vincent Gallo's next role is playing Taliban member who's on the run? http://bit.ly/8YzM9S
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
Getting sick of vanishing disqus comments on my tumblr
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
Bet these jeans don't fit either
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 30 Wednesday 09
Didn't know that in hell, damned women walk around bare chested showing their boobs to crusaders
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
What's weaker than not being able to do 10 pushups?
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
OpenGL packages in the new webOS update? Yes please!
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 28 Monday 09
Not having to brush off my car in the dark. Yeah...I'll be appreciating that tomorrow morning
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 27 Sunday 09
Well I'm almost going to have a whole week off from work...
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
Chocolate for breakfast cookies for lunch
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 23 Wednesday 09