Recent Blog Posts
Justin Timberlake Isn't As Gay As He Used To Be
6 comments | posted Dec 20
Rated NC-17 because that sounds cooler than PG... hat “ hat bob bob bob
The Jessica Files
1 comment | posted Sep 20
Word for word a conversation that took place a few days ago here in this office:
Me: "Want to do that* this weekend?"
Jessica: "Mitchell, there are only two days this weekend."
Me: "Ya... every weekend."
*go to our uncle's house
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
Architects! Lend me your ears.
post a comment | posted Sep 6
Why is it that all apartment doors are not made to accommodate couches moving through them? If I get an apartment, you can safely assume I will also get a couch. Said couch would be ideally located in said apartment.
It's not like I'm making compu...
Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 2)
post a comment | posted Aug 30
An honest question
Ewi: when two people are arguing their side of an argument
Ewi: and then they both give in just a little bit
Ewi: to reach a ______
Ewi: i think it begins with a C ...
Real Life Conversations With My GF (Part 1)
post a comment | posted Aug 15
I swear, you can't make this stuff up.
Ewi: "What's a rodeo clown?"
Me: "It's a clown that rides a bull at a rodeo."
Ewi: "But I thought they only let professionals do that."
Me: "Well.. the trained professionals can wear the clown ma...
A diagnosis for my condition
7 comments | posted Jul 31
So according to a MSNBC article, the scientific community has come to acknowledge "sexsomnia" (making sexual advances towards another person while asleep) as a medical condition. It goes on to call individuals (like myself) "sufferers." What the ...
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