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DecemberDec 10 Thursday 09
Anybody else get the unrated version of Harry Potter last night? I thought the sex scenes were very tastefully done.
updated 5 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 7 Monday 09
Tiger Woods is seriously my favorite person right now. Mistress #9 just showed up? Pimp. #realamericanhero #gijoeisthere
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
http://xkcd.com/672/
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DecemberDec 5 Sunday 09
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102709/umbrella-argument.gif
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DecemberDec 4 Friday 09
Cars piss me off. Why is it one thing goes wrong and then the whole thing is fucked??
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak (Kelly and Ryan from The Office) 4 rows away on my flight back to LA. #famousbyassociation
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday 09
Headed from SFO to LAX now, to the apt, back to LAX, then to the land of the free. Here I come America.
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 22 Sunday 09
Fact: The New England Patriots do NOT lose two games in a row. Predication: 41 - 10. #sports #suckitjets #playoffsherewecome #suckitcolts
updated Nov 22, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 21 Saturday 09
Good news everyone. I am the undisputed darts master at the @vidly offices. #champion
updated Nov 21, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Genius: "In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear." @FakeAPStylebook
updated Nov 19, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
"Perfect" was the word used by my female doctor to describe my equipment. #ftw
updated Nov 18, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
For my fellow Americans who are too lazy to drive, this website is pretty sweet. http://www.walkscore.com/
updated Nov 16, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
Huge game. Pats vs Indy. Prediction: Pats by 7. #sports
updated Nov 15, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
"Confusion" is defined as: Tom Brady grand slam dunks at the buzzer during a power play for a home run to win the Stanley Cup. #education
updated Nov 11, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
When I don't come to bed at a reasonable hour, my gf thinks it's appropriate to sleep on the floor in the room I'm working in. #silly
updated Nov 10, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 3 Tuesday 09
T-Mobile is down. #fail #wtf #thismustbelikewhatitwasinthe80s
updated Nov 3, 2009 via Twitter
NovemberNov 2 Monday 09
This is hilarious http://bit.ly/7Mugr #irl #football #fail #mademelaugh
updated Nov 2, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Saturday 09
Just saw a chick dressed as gwen stacey. #hot
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter
Enroute to Santa Barbara, keeping my eyes peeled for a blue echo. #psych
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter