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    <description><![CDATA[A true American Hero, unlike the G.I. Joe Movie.
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      <title>"Confusion" is defined as:  Tom Brady grand slam dunks at the buzzer during...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;Confusion&quot; is defined as:  Tom Brady grand slam dunks at the buzzer during a power play for a home run to win the Stanley Cup.  #education]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:21:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>When I don't come to bed at a reasonable hour, my gf thinks it's appropriate...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[When I don&#039;t come to bed at a reasonable hour, my gf thinks it&#039;s appropriate to sleep on the floor in the room I&#039;m working in. #silly]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:39:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>T-Mobile is down.  #fail #wtf #thismustbelikewhatitwasinthe80s</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[T-Mobile is down.  #fail #wtf #thismustbelikewhatitwasinthe80s]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:25:26 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>This is hilarious http://bit.ly/7Mugr  #irl #football #fail #mademelaugh</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This is hilarious <a href="http://bit.ly/7Mugr" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/7Mugr</a>  #irl #football #fail #mademelaugh]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:36:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Just saw a chick dressed as gwen stacey.  #hot</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just saw a chick dressed as gwen stacey.  #hot]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:26:13 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Enroute to Santa Barbara, keeping my eyes peeled for a blue echo.  #psych</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Enroute to Santa Barbara, keeping my eyes peeled for a blue echo.  #psych]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:34:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I now have a California license #shame #iloveboston #bostonlegalisawesome...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I now have a California license #shame #iloveboston #bostonlegalisawesome #thebandbostonisok]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:49:19 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>RT @kaberica Casting female musicians breast for KAB at the PureVolume House...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[RT <a href="http://twitter.com/kaberica" target="_blank">@kaberica</a> Casting female musicians breast for KAB at the PureVolume House 169 Bowery. 4-8pm Tues - Sat. <a href="http://bit.ly/6pNk0" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/6pNk0</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:29:30 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I feel he should be paying us: RT @denverdan4life Josh Rowe is in heaven. RT...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I feel he should be paying us: RT <a href="http://twitter.com/denverdan4life" target="_blank">@denverdan4life</a> Josh Rowe is in heaven. RT <a href="http://twitter.com/kaberica" target="_blank">@kaberica</a> Casting female musicians breast for KAB @ PureVolume.]]></description>
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      <title>Dear everybody, if you txt'd me yesterday, I did not receive it.  My phone...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear everybody, if you txt&#039;d me yesterday, I did not receive it.  My phone was busy not receiving txt&#039;s.  #lame]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:51:09 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Wow.  Another record setting day of Tom Brady and the Pats.  #sports!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Wow.  Another record setting day of Tom Brady and the Pats.  #sports!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:11:11 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Anyone around Santa Monica interest in watching the Patriots playing in an hour?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anyone around Santa Monica interest in watching the Patriots playing in an hour?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:20:39 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>CNN loves interviewing with people with no information. #lame</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[CNN loves interviewing with people with no information. #lame]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:42:18 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>6 year old stuck in a ufo hot air balloon http://bit.ly/4hjix</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[6 year old stuck in a ufo hot air balloon <a href="http://bit.ly/4hjix" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4hjix</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:46:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama just won the Nobel Peace Prize.  Really?  When was he even up for it? ...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Obama just won the Nobel Peace Prize.  Really?  When was he even up for it?  And did we end any wars or anything?  <a href="http://bit.ly/VAzz3" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/VAzz3</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:07:16 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[If Harry Potter is so awesome at magic, why doesn&#039;t he ever do any card tricks? Or saw a woman in half? #fraud #harrypotter]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:31:36 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I HATE sour grapes #fruit #notthesongbythedescendents #thedescendentsrock</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I HATE sour grapes #fruit #notthesongbythedescendents #thedescendentsrock]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:07:16 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Pats win + 49ers win + jets loss + beating metroid prime = great Sunday thus...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Pats win + 49ers win + jets loss + beating metroid prime = great Sunday thus far.  #sports!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:46:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Mitchell Fact 51:  Ultrasound pictures of a womb and its contents freak me...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mitchell Fact 51:  Ultrasound pictures of a womb and its contents freak me out.  #fact #mitchellfact #scary #oliviamunn #makemeasandwich]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:21:40 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Sorry, that was me. I'm so embarrassed now... RT @BrittanyAOldham Wait, I...</title>
      <link>http://www.mitchellpavao.com/posts/status/5187882</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Sorry, that was me. I&#039;m so embarrassed now... RT <a href="http://twitter.com/BrittanyAOldham" target="_blank">@BrittanyAOldham</a> Wait, I just got asked out via PureVolume Support. Today has to be a joke.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:53:09 -0700</pubDate>
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