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NovemberNov 12 Thursday 09
The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to & fro. The robot splashed the kitten that floated in the tub, eating the boat. And the kitten.
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NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
A kite drifted through the sky and into her living room. Stapled to the kite was a kitten. Tuesdays kept getting better and better and best.
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NovemberNov 7 Saturday 09
The zombies were winning. It didn't seem possible, but the girl zombie could clearly bake the meanest butter tart known to the living.
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NovemberNov 5 Thursday 09
She watched her own reflection in the mirror, stroking her illustrious beard, mocking her husband, whose face was bald and cold.
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NovemberNov 2 Monday 09
In an act of desperation, the robots elected Charlie as their leader. Charlie was made of styrofoam & melted after only a few hours.
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NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
The air was rich with November. He filled his nostrils, reaching for his razor. Yes, robots shave. Yes, robots have nostrils. #whiskerino
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On the day after the big event, he sat in his closet and built a robot out of fun sized candy bars. The robot demanded bacon & fancy pants.
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OctoberOct 30 Friday 09
"Frorow Friaay" he said, his mouth full of tongue. Not his tongue, of course. He wiped his zombie mouth with his zombie sleeve & took a nap.
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OctoberOct 29 Thursday 09
The pies were delicious. Sally Wibberstobby ate 47 of them, taking short breaths between each bite. She named them names like Yek, Erb, & V.
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OctoberOct 27 Tuesday 09
She lifted the kitten above her head, wondering how it would taste with butter. It was Tuesday. She loved butter. A lot. #kittentuesday
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Hundreds of robots attacked the metropolis, turning the buildings into various breakfast foods. The girl watched, snacking on some toast.
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OctoberOct 23 Friday 09
He swished the liquid around his mouth, spitting it into the sink. "That's not toothpaste," he said. "Nope. PIxie urine," she replied. "Oh."
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OctoberOct 20 Tuesday 09
He opened the box, finding a shiny new version of Windows 7. He spent the rest of the night crying & drinking & shaving other people's pets.
updated Oct 20, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 19 Monday 09
"You are the brightest kitten in the sea," she said to a bag of trash, floating in a puddle. Somewhere, a robot cried, melting the earth.
updated Oct 19, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 18 Sunday 09
A chatty fish stick sat at a bar pondering the nuclear sciences, inflatable swords, & herbivores. The bartender ended his day with a snack.
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OctoberOct 16 Friday 09
Fridays at the unicorn farm were always the same: collect the milk, shave the horns, tweet as someone infamous, eat dinner with the pixies.
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OctoberOct 15 Thursday 09
A cloud of bees, dense and plague-like, covered the sky, raining down stingers and pollen. Elsewhere, a bear was cooking salmon on a grill.
updated Oct 15, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 13 Tuesday 09
"I don't know what I just put in my mouth," she said, her finger back in the container for a 2nd dip. "Tastes like fish or kittens or glue."
updated Oct 13, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 12 Monday 09
Music didn't exist in the Land Where Music Didn't Exist, which is why she cooked a lot of eggs in her spare time. She also hated Mondays.
updated Oct 12, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 10 Saturday 09
The magic bag came in handy this afternoon as he sneaked a burrito into the movie theater. Next time, tacos. And chips & salsa. And a Coke.
updated Oct 10, 2009 via Twitter