August 2009
AugustAug 30 Sunday 09
Every time he sneezed, faeries shot out his nose and mouth. He found it unusual but loved the delicious breakfast they would make for him.
updated Aug 30, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 27 Thursday 09
The leaves floated in the calm pool, carrying armies of ants to their next home. Then a bear ate them, leaves and all. Nobody won that day.
updated Aug 27, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 26 Wednesday 09
Cake batter covered every square inch of the room, including her robot leg, which was powered by hamsters who resided in a secret basement.
updated Aug 26, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 23 Sunday 09
"I might be naked" she said, her eyes closed. She thought she was alone, but she had seen the invisible people earlier. Her stomach rumbled.
updated Aug 23, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 21 Friday 09
He handed her a kitten pie, telling her to make a wish. She did, and he found himself inside the pie. A kitten waved to him. He wept.
updated Aug 21, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 20 Thursday 09
They drifted lazily through the river of chowder, tasting the bits of clam & cream as it splashed onto their laps. "I have bread," she said.
updated Aug 20, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 18 Tuesday 09
The paper mache army of undead groundhogs met at the local Waffle House, sipping coffee. "Do you have tea?" one of them asked a waitress.
updated Aug 18, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 15 Saturday 09
The hotcakes were steaming, covered in a swirl of raspberry compote. The kittens batted at them playfully, oblivious to the robot invasion.
updated Aug 15, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 14 Friday 09
The robots lined up, following one another, dancing in uninhibited bliss, shaking their robot booties, dancing. You know, doing the robot.
updated Aug 14, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 13 Thursday 09
"Oh, hello. I didn't see you there," she said to the giant, who was hiding behind the skyscraper. The air was fragrant with wheat and lemon.
updated Aug 13, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 12 Wednesday 09
"Would you be horribly offended if I put some cheese on your belly?" she said to the otter, who was smoking an unusual pipe. "Not at all."
updated Aug 12, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 11 Tuesday 09
Heat rose from the molten concrete, cooking plants & insects & children. A lake of melting ice cream made everyone (even her) sticky sweet.
updated Aug 11, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 9 Sunday 09
Her stomach full of tomatoes, she wandered into the 7-11 craving a bacon Slurpee. A group of wide-eyed wizards watched with anticipation.
updated Aug 9, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 8 Saturday 09
**/ Tomato Fest today in East Nashville. Come one, come all. I'll be the guy walking around that looks like me. /**
updated Aug 8, 2009 via Twitter
The girl took a generous bite out of the red, ripe tomato, sucking the seeds into her mouth. Somewhere in Alaska, a brown bear ate a salmon.
updated Aug 8, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 5 Wednesday 09
"200! Ready or not, here I come!" she said, turning from the corner, wide-eyed & smiling. The zombies chuckled, their hiding places perfect.
updated Aug 5, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 4 Tuesday 09
RT @m0tke Our team, Fighting with Forks, won best overall film in the Nashville 48 hour film festival. I'm giddy like a bag of fish sticks.
updated Aug 4, 2009 via Twitter
The shiny robot scooped the flower from the table using his large, metal hands. An imitation tear streaked his face as he thought of her.
updated Aug 4, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 3 Monday 09
They feasted on cakes & muffins, pies & caramels, filling their mouths with fancy foods that were only found in grocery stores. They slept.
updated Aug 3, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 1 Saturday 09
"You don't look like a pirate," she said, eating some yogurt. The pirate made a sad face, put on his eye patch, and took her yogurt. "Arrg."
updated Aug 1, 2009 via Twitter