November 2009
NovemberNov 28 Saturday 09
A strand of cotton candy inched its way toward the unicycle seat, knowing that tomorrow would be lonely if he didn't. He would never know.
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NovemberNov 27 Friday 09
The day after he consumed all of Cleveland, the giant robot sat in a quiet meadow & relaxed, savoring the bit of kitten wedged in his teeth.
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NovemberNov 25 Wednesday 09
"When this day is over," he began, "one of us will have a new friend." The box of unicorns stared at him, eating a delightful rainbow snack.
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NovemberNov 22 Sunday 09
He sat in his cold living room, looking at the cake that had been talking to him for the last hour. The cake finally went home. Sunday.
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NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
"You remind me of a robot kitten." "I do?" "Yep. And you smell like an orchard." "Yeah?" "Yep. Now, please take my hand out of your mouth."
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NovemberNov 17 Tuesday 09
He knew it was #kittentuesday, but all he could think about was robots. So, he chased a few around the house and ate a lime wedge sandwich.
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NovemberNov 12 Thursday 09
The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to & fro. The robot splashed the kitten that floated in the tub, eating the boat. And the kitten.
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NovemberNov 10 Tuesday 09
A kite drifted through the sky and into her living room. Stapled to the kite was a kitten. Tuesdays kept getting better and better and best.
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NovemberNov 7 Saturday 09
The zombies were winning. It didn't seem possible, but the girl zombie could clearly bake the meanest butter tart known to the living.
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NovemberNov 5 Thursday 09
She watched her own reflection in the mirror, stroking her illustrious beard, mocking her husband, whose face was bald and cold.
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NovemberNov 2 Monday 09
In an act of desperation, the robots elected Charlie as their leader. Charlie was made of styrofoam & melted after only a few hours.
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NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
The air was rich with November. He filled his nostrils, reaching for his razor. Yes, robots shave. Yes, robots have nostrils. #whiskerino
updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter
On the day after the big event, he sat in his closet and built a robot out of fun sized candy bars. The robot demanded bacon & fancy pants.
updated Nov 1, 2009 via Twitter