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SeptemberSep 30 Wednesday 09
A young boy with fancy hair walked through a spider web, coughing and complaining as he went. The spider was the one who should be angry.
updated Sep 30, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 29 Tuesday 09
Dozens of freshly discarded robots fell from the sky, like autumn leaves falling from deciduous trees. Sweeping them up was such a pain.
updated Sep 29, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 28 Monday 09
The air was thick with the rich aroma of cinnamon and bourbon, kittens and poets, and tree sauce. The swam in the tree sauce, just because.
updated Sep 28, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 26 Saturday 09
We hid in the large vats of ice cream they made on Saturdays. We were sticky and delicious and reeked of vanilla. We wished for sprinkles.
updated Sep 26, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 25 Friday 09
"I really like donuts," she said, her large, blue eyes sparkling. "Me too," he said, turning her into a cruller and a cup of coffee. Wizard!
updated Sep 25, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 24 Thursday 09
The semi-transparent robot sat in the breakfast nook, quietly enjoying a bowl of cereal. Outside, an army of his peers waited.
updated Sep 24, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 21 Monday 09
They bathed in the finest of chocolates, tasting the rich, creamy darkness, until they realized that THEY WERE EATING CHOCOLATE BATH WATER.
updated Sep 21, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 19 Saturday 09
"Aren't you curious?" she said to the kitten. The kitten nodded, changed into a bear, ate the girl, & went to a local car wash for dessert.
updated Sep 19, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 18 Friday 09
"Let's be honest. I'm a packet of cheese crackers, & you're a house made of candy. I can't follow you anywhere," he said, revving his moped.
updated Sep 18, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 17 Thursday 09
"You are the meanest kitten that ever existed!" she screamed at the robot, who had no clue what the hell she was talking about.
updated Sep 17, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 16 Wednesday 09
The soup was delicious. Everyone thought so. Even the hordes of zombies that were tasting the soup 2nd hand. It was a hug-free Wednesday.
updated Sep 16, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 14 Monday 09
The robots sat under the tree, sipping on gin, remembering the good times. The good times was a group of rogue bankers that hated them.
updated Sep 14, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 9 Wednesday 09
The Gummy Pandas searched through the bags of treats they brought to give to the parade goers. Instead of treats, angry bees filled the air.
updated Sep 9, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 7 Monday 09
"Oh licorice, you are black & tasty," the boy with an unusually large head said. A panther watched, thinking of a great burger place nearby.
updated Sep 7, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 4 Friday 09
"I put my pants on one egg at a time too," she said. The egg listened, trying to figure out what she was talking about. He was delicious.
updated Sep 4, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 3 Thursday 09
Drunk on limes, she rolled around in paste, rubbing it on her face & in her eyes until she could no longer move. Thursday was her favorite.
updated Sep 3, 2009 via Twitter
SeptemberSep 1 Tuesday 09
"You are crunchy and delicious," she said to the granola in her bowl. The granola didn't appreciate this, even though it was a compliment.
updated Sep 1, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 30 Sunday 09
Every time he sneezed, faeries shot out his nose and mouth. He found it unusual but loved the delicious breakfast they would make for him.
updated Aug 30, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 27 Thursday 09
The leaves floated in the calm pool, carrying armies of ants to their next home. Then a bear ate them, leaves and all. Nobody won that day.
updated Aug 27, 2009 via Twitter
AugustAug 26 Wednesday 09
Cake batter covered every square inch of the room, including her robot leg, which was powered by hamsters who resided in a secret basement.
updated Aug 26, 2009 via Twitter