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JulyJul 30 Thursday 09
The sea kittens sniffed at the fish sticks floating in the box near the middle of the ocean. A misshaped whale enjoyed a snack soon after.
updated Jul 30, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 29 Wednesday 09
She was 17. Either that or 17 large birds, maybe prehistoric, landed in her backyard and ate all her basil. Or she was craving ice cream.
updated Jul 29, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 28 Tuesday 09
A lone rabbit sat on a picnic table eating extra sharp cheddar with an aged Merlot. Later, that rabbit was pulled out of an unloved top hat.
updated Jul 28, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 25 Saturday 09
They told him to stop eating the faerie wings, but he couldn't hear them due to the elf fingers mashed into his ears. So, he bought a condo.
updated Jul 25, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 24 Friday 09
His words were wrapped in paper, like a fish purchased at market. He slowly unwrapped the fleshy bits of ideas, mailing them to neighbors.
updated Jul 24, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 23 Thursday 09
It was a sleepy evening, and she pulled the covers up to the tip of her chin, watching reruns of a television show that didn't exist. Sigh.
updated Jul 23, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 22 Wednesday 09
"Now you're just being ridiculous," she said, her dark eyes bulging and her nostrils flared at the sad robot wearing the very silly hat.
updated Jul 22, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 20 Monday 09
They tied the artichoke to a pole, tossing tiny pieces of dried fruit at it. The artichoke sighed & immediately regretted leaving the house.
updated Jul 20, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 17 Friday 09
**/ This weekend is 48 hour film project. I'll try to keep you updated at http://twitter.com/m0tke, if anyone is interested. @m0tke/**
updated Jul 17, 2009 via Twitter
He drank a cold glass of milk, savoring the leftover flavor of the recently eaten chocolate chip cookie. The other robots openly mocked him.
updated Jul 17, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 15 Wednesday 09
They played in the street with their hands in the air, mouths open, catching the candy coated rain falling from the pink clouds. Bears what?
updated Jul 15, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 14 Tuesday 09
A bag of salad stood at a checkout line of a grocery store, holding a yam. "Cash or credit," the cashier asked. The bag of salad nodded.
updated Jul 14, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 13 Monday 09
He coated his body in syrup & sat in the middle of the field. A bird landed beside him, curious. They watched the sun sink over the hill.
updated Jul 13, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 12 Sunday 09
On Sundays, the neighbors make out on the front lawn while eating multiple pies and wearing bath robes. I hide in my closet on Sundays.
updated Jul 12, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 11 Saturday 09
The outrageously colored bear kittens danced through the streets, pants around their ankles, soap in their eyes, singing songs about sauces.
updated Jul 11, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 10 Friday 09
The subway reeked of faerie urine. Of course, robots don't smell, & the girl with him had a stuffy nose, & robots don't belief in faeries.
updated Jul 10, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 9 Thursday 09
"I'm not sure that you want to read this," the note said, "but there's a chance that the neighbors (us) accidentally ate your cat. Sorry."
updated Jul 9, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 8 Wednesday 09
He was told by his teacher that he was the tallest robot in school. He wasn't. But after a few modifications, he was taller than everything.
updated Jul 8, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 7 Tuesday 09
He remembered putting on his pants that morning, but the cool breeze swirling around his secret place reminded him that maybe he... Nope.
updated Jul 7, 2009 via Twitter
JulyJul 6 Monday 09
"Monday," the girl said with a sigh. He nodded, savoring the smell of Indian food on her clothes. Then he ate her, because he was a bear.
updated Jul 6, 2009 via Twitter