motke http://virb.com/motke Virb 2.0 (@motke) en The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to & fro. The robot splashed the... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6118083 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:06:46 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6118083 A kite drifted through the sky and into her living room. Stapled to the kite... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6069307 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:07:19 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6069307 The zombies were winning. It didn't seem possible, but the girl zombie could... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6008948 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:02:48 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6008948 She watched her own reflection in the mirror, stroking her illustrious... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5959869 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:04:11 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5959869 In an act of desperation, the robots elected Charlie as their leader.... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5894739 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:18:29 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5894739 The air was rich with November. He filled his nostrils, reaching for his... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5866867 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:53:41 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5866867 On the day after the big event, he sat in his closet and built a robot out... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5865508 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:00:30 -0800 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5865508 "Frorow Friaay" he said, his mouth full of tongue. Not his tongue, of... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5828457 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:49:23 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5828457 The pies were delicious. Sally Wibberstobby ate 47 of them, taking short... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5803390 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:31:55 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5803390 She lifted the kitten above her head, wondering how it would taste with... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5768650 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:57:09 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5768650 Hundreds of robots attacked the metropolis, turning the buildings into... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5759186 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:13:51 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5759186 He swished the liquid around his mouth, spitting it into the sink. "That's... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5699859 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:51:40 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5699859 He opened the box, finding a shiny new version of Windows 7. He spent the... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5628735 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:38:09 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5628735 "You are the brightest kitten in the sea," she said to a bag of trash,... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5607365 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:45:01 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5607365 A chatty fish stick sat at a bar pondering the nuclear sciences, inflatable... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5583562 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:40:04 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5583562 Fridays at the unicorn farm were always the same: collect the milk, shave... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5541933 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:58:59 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5541933 A cloud of bees, dense and plague-like, covered the sky, raining down... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5518332 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:58:56 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5518332 "I don't know what I just put in my mouth," she said, her finger back in the... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5484126 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:19:18 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5484126 Music didn't exist in the Land Where Music Didn't Exist, which is why she... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5459345 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:26:42 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5459345 The magic bag came in handy this afternoon as he sneaked a burrito into the... http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5425273 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:22:57 -0700 http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/5425273