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paints
writes novels
makes films (writes, directs, produces)
designs
takes photos]]></description>
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      <title>Lemon drops fell from the clouds landing in her face &amp; eyes. It burned like...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lemon drops fell from the clouds landing in her face &amp; eyes. It burned like an army of kittens. 1000s of feet above her, they made lemonade.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:39:10 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"You want to go hunt some flowers?"
"What?"
"You know. Flowers."
"Hunt them?...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;You want to go hunt some flowers?&quot;
&quot;What?&quot;
&quot;You know. Flowers.&quot;
&quot;Hunt them? Like with a gun?&quot;
&quot;No. With a bag of plastic ninjas.&quot;
&quot;Oh. Ok.&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:55:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>She kneaded the sticky dough between her flour-coated fingers. The dough...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[She kneaded the sticky dough between her flour-coated fingers. The dough loved the sensation and bragged about it all the way to the oven.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:18:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Magic was in the air. The robots were snuggled in their beds with care in...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Magic was in the air. The robots were snuggled in their beds with care in hopes that a box of kittens would be under the tree this year.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:43:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>It was Tuesday &amp; he was thinking about kittens again. She was too but she...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It was Tuesday &amp; he was thinking about kittens again. She was too but she wanted to ride one like she would a horse. She took a sip of tea.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:40:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>It wasn't the bear that bothered him so much as it was the bear that ate his...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It wasn&#039;t the bear that bothered him so much as it was the bear that ate his friends. But times were tough, and he had to have a roommate.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:32:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>He found out, after all these years, that he could shoot lasers from his...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[He found out, after all these years, that he could shoot lasers from his eyes. He was 43 &amp; working at McDonalds. Now he used them A LOT.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:22:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The kittens ran a muck. They ate various cans of food that didn't belong to...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The kittens ran a muck. They ate various cans of food that didn&#039;t belong to them. They wrestled. They learned how to levitate. They floated.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:54:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>She sniffed the clean, morning air. The smell of strawberries &amp; vanilla...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[She sniffed the clean, morning air. The smell of strawberries &amp; vanilla reminded her of the time she met the unicorn &amp; they talked of cakes.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:19:36 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"They don't seem to be following us anymore," she said to her sandwich. But...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;They don&#039;t seem to be following us anymore,&quot; she said to her sandwich. But the vegan zombies were close and had merely stopped for a latte.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:48:04 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Thousands of delicious things fell from the sky: Robots, cakes, popcicles,...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Thousands of delicious things fell from the sky: Robots, cakes, popcicles, vanilla pudding, &amp; your mom. Yep. Your mom fell from the sky.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:54:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>He coated his tongue in the cake batter he had recently made for her. The...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[He coated his tongue in the cake batter he had recently made for her. The robot shook her head in disapproval. &quot;Is that yours?&quot; she asked.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:40:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>And then something amazing happened. No one was exactly sure what it was,...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[And then something amazing happened. No one was exactly sure what it was, but everyone saw it and started purring. You know, like kittens.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:49:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A strand of cotton candy inched its way toward the unicycle seat, knowing...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[A strand of cotton candy inched its way toward the unicycle seat, knowing that tomorrow would be lonely if he didn&#039;t. He would never know.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:16:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The day after he consumed all of Cleveland, the giant robot sat in a quiet...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The day after he consumed all of Cleveland, the giant robot sat in a quiet meadow &amp; relaxed, savoring the bit of kitten wedged in his teeth.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:27:42 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"When this day is over," he began, "one of us will have a new friend." The...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;When this day is over,&quot; he began, &quot;one of us will have a new friend.&quot; The box of unicorns stared at him, eating a delightful rainbow snack.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:23:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>He sat in his cold living room, looking at the cake that had been talking to...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[He sat in his cold living room, looking at the cake that had been talking to him for the last hour. The cake finally went home. Sunday.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:47:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"You remind me of a robot kitten." "I do?" "Yep. And you smell like an...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6266397</link>
      <description><![CDATA[&quot;You remind me of a robot kitten.&quot; &quot;I do?&quot; &quot;Yep. And you smell like an orchard.&quot; &quot;Yeah?&quot; &quot;Yep. Now, please take my hand out of your mouth.&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:13:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>He knew it was #kittentuesday, but all he could think about was robots. So,...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6206139</link>
      <description><![CDATA[He knew it was #kittentuesday, but all he could think about was robots. So, he chased a few around the house and ate a lime wedge sandwich.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:48:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to &amp; fro. The robot splashed the...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/motke/posts/status/6118083</link>
      <description><![CDATA[The water was tumultuous, tossing the boat to &amp; fro. The robot splashed the kitten that floated in the tub, eating the boat. And the kitten.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:06:46 -0800</pubDate>
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