Mr. Helms

25 years old

Kansas City, MO

Male

About

This could take a while, there's a lot about me. Let's start with my personality. I like to think I'm a funny individual, but I'm not really. So, fuck me, I'm an idiot.
Next subject, my career. Yeah... I'm a fuckin' computer nerd. I know more about computers than any other subject on Earth. That's where my career lies as well... In computers. I guess I could tell you the soppy side of my job. I work in a hospital because people are fucking dying, and nobody is doing shit about it.
On to my hobbies... Computers, Guitars, Music, Girls and Jagar. I'm a simple man.
Alright, that's all about me for now... Later.

Don't forget to check me out on MySpace, as well...

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Dec 13, 2007

Review of a Recently Purchased Product

The "Bic Round Stic Grip" Communication Utensil

My first "Bic Round Stic Grip" was delivered on June 11th, 2007. I distinctly remember the circumstances surrounding the arrival of the ink pen that would change my life forever. It was my first day of employment at …

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Dec 8, 2007

Proof of Aliens

I've know about it for some time now. The existence of aliens here on Earth. It seemed so obvious, once I found out. But I'd never noticed. I've not yet had the opportunity to prevent this invasion, but I assure you, I've tried. I went and shared the proof at …

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Nov 30, 2007

Wine me, Dine me, 1000101 Me

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moo - giving it another go, Nov 30, 2007:

I'm stalking ... I know what car you drive and where you work...and I think I know what your favourite 4-letter word is because you use it A LOT! I am still gathering information though, so if you don't mind I'll get on with compiling my dossier...

elle, Nov 28, 2007:

hahaha it's ok. i'm sure my profile scares alot of people. i'm a bit intense sometimes. i like your guitar.

moo - giving it another go, Nov 27, 2007:

Are you enjoying the virb experience? My friends here (the ones you're friends with already, and the ones who will eventually become friends of yours - I know they will) are all really great and we like to participate. We don't always see eye-to-eye but we still remain friends and you always know where you stand. It's like one big happy and sometimes slightly disfunctional family. Sorry if I'm forcing groups on you btw. Just delete or deny as you see fit.

elle, Nov 26, 2007:

well fine. i'll forgive it this once... lol hi. how's it going?

~M@r!~, Nov 25, 2007:

well welcome to virb.....everybody on here are pretty nice for the most part.....u'll meet some pretty cool ppl off of moos groups

moo - giving it another go, Nov 25, 2007:

Thanks for the photo updates - it helps to know something of what they're about. (now you just need to sort out the layout of these comments - or tell me that it's just the way I'm seeing them, because they really look odd). Russell Brand looks lovely.

moo - giving it another go, Nov 24, 2007:

wow - this style of comments is weird - it's a word a line ... really hard to read (or maybe it's just how my computer displays it..)