Ever wanted to get back at a mortal enemy? Do you have hundreds of millions of dollars at your disposal? Then do what 50 Cent did to Rick Ross!

Although I love a very wide array of music, ive always had a soft spot for hip hop. Maybe it's the production, maybe it's the swagger, but it's probably because following hip hop feuds is like watching a cartoon - it's PURE entertainment.

Long story short, Miami rapper Rick Ross, who is known in the industry as "the boss", recently started dissing 50 Cent out of nowhere on a local radio station. So, instead of going on his own radio tirade, 50 contacted Rick's ex-girlfriend, with whom he has a child, flew her up to New York City to get HER to personally diss him, including a giant reveal of all his dirt (including the fact that he's really broke, despite claiming to have $10 million in diamonds, his home may go into foreclosusure, he WAS a corrections officer before becoming a rapper, he leases all his cars, doesn't support his children, and also dates and has a child with a known prostitute in Miami...no judging, however, not the kind of info you want revealed in public).

Oh, and to make things worse, he takes her on a giant shopping spree...

Enjoy.