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Get off at the Dublin station
Walk past my elderly neighbors
Ring the bell in the back by the garden
I'll get the door when I'm done on the john
Have a drink; enjoy the wood paneling
We live in a cigar bar
But you'll have to leave...early
Cause it's time for pizza in bed

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Hey hot girlfriend,
think we should install a sprinkler system.

Meet down at the flea market
I'm looking for an antique tub
Have a taste of kettle corn
That shit goes straight to your hips
Think it might be time for you to split
Was it something I said about your dress fit
Think you might erase his number
Look at this rocker -- redwood lumber
Try some more of these...peanuts
They're organic and locally grown

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Wear the dress that's conveniently see-through
I didn't know that you'd be here
Comment how the lawn looks nice
Thanks. It just rained.
Fake cough and politely excuse yourself
Did you see this shelf I made myself
Fake cough and politely leave the room
You need another drink, I assume
Would you, darling, please...leave me
Politeness ain't paying my bills

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