Nay-man

22 years old

Perth, Australia

Male

About

nahum.[aka nay-man, naz, nazza, naynays, norm, narm, gnarly, gnardo or 'that riverview guy'] is 21, a local perth boy from south of the river. working + studying in "ministry" at riverview. enjoys beer and conversations, especially when they're combined [if you don't drink beer coke or coffee will do] . firm believer in the work of Christ and keeping it real - but has known to have quite a distaste for christian culture. but drop him a line, he doesn't bite - even if you bite him first.

ordinary people inspire him most.

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christians + light bulbs. Sep 16

How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, hands and their hands already raised.

How many baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.

How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They use candles.

How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
A light bulb?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls.