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my monkey is naked

John Phillips

39 years old

Denver, CO

Male

About

A piece of travel advice: Learn to say something confusing in the native tongue of the place you will visit. I suggest: "Excuse me sir or madam. Do you sell small pants? My monkey is naked."

The people you meet on your travels will assume you are crazy and treat you with deference, and maybe a little fear. They may even offer help.

If instead you learn how to ask where the bathrooms are, they will know you are a tourist. And no one like tourists.

my other home on the network of networks: infomongo.com

Recent Songs (VirbTunes) - see all

  • The Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On … The Giant Silver Flashlight And Puts On His Werewolf Moccasins
  • The Beatles - Lovely Rita
  • Roots - Intro/There's Something Goin' On
  • Iron & Wine - Innocent Bones
  • The White Stripes - The Air Near My Fingers
  • The Replacements - Can't Hardly Wait
  • The Polyphonic Spree - Section 17 (Suitcase Calling)
  • Busta Rhymes - The Body Rock
  • Tom Waits - Big In Japan
  • Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon (Propellerheads)

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