my monkey is naked
40 years old
Denver, CO
Male
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A piece of travel advice: Learn to say something confusing in the native tongue of the place you will visit. I suggest: "Excuse me sir or madam. Do you sell small pants? My monkey is naked."
The people you meet on your travels will assume you are crazy and treat you with deference, and maybe a little fear. They may even offer help.
If instead you learn how to ask where the bathrooms are, they will know you are a tourist. And no one like tourists.
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