Sometimes, when I'm rolling around on my bed, in my boxer shorts, in a pile of cash, in the middle of the afternoon I like to yell out to all those within earshot, I am a tycoon, I am a motherfuton tycoon. That crap never gets old. You know what else is great about being a tycoon? Tycoon rhymes with Typhoon. Is it just me, or does everyone secretly want to be known as a tropical storm in the region of the Indian or western Pacific oceans?

The motherfuton Typhoon.