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    <title>Noah P.</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[   I grew up in the land of Indiana. My parents, sisters, and some of my brothers live there still. I have two sisters and four brothers. My brothers names are Enoch, Gabe, Josh, and Ben. Enoch, Ben and I currently live in Nashville, Tennessee. Its an alright place. I like it a bit. Pretty soon I'm going to live by the ocean. I'm pretty excited about that,
   When I was about 6 or 7 years old my Dad gave my brother Enoch and I small tool boxes with hammers, nails, a hacksaw and some other things in them. We used to build ramps out of scrap boards and jump our bikes off of them. My mom should have invested in Band-Aid. One time when I was about 8 years old I almost killed my brother Enoch with a bucket of water. That was pretty strange. We played swords a lot. Mostly wooden swords that we made out of old fence. Then one year we went to Sea World and while we were there our dad bought us plastic swords. Holy Crap.
   I was homeschooled. I learned most things well but I never really learned how to spell right. Words are weird and I don't like them. Telepath.... mmmm
   I love sandwiches. Any kind of food that doesn't take work to eat is awesome. Pizza, burgers, cookies, granola bars, PB&J, carrots, APPLES! (holy crap apples... who invented those?) 
   Welp... I'm bored of these words..... MEH!
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      <title>Meh...</title>
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      <title>Things to show you</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[SO I have a bunch of new photos to show you, but the film is still in my camera. I will develop it soon. Fear not.... for I am with thee.... wait, what?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:45:46 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Thats no moon...</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:32:27 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Thats no moon...</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:36:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Some Pictures</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:47:07 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>This has gotta stop...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ladies! Saying the phrase:<br /><br /><em>"I know, right?!"</em><br /><br />Is in no way, cool, funny, or in anyway useful to any conversation! Please stop. It just makes you look like a douche bag.<br /><br />It's on the same level as a middle aged white woman going up to one of her friends and saying <em>"Hey girlfriend!"</em><br /><br />Very unattractive. Not that you have to worry about being attractive all the time. I'm just sayin...<br /><br />Catch my drift?<br /><br />FIN]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:42:25 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>This has gotta stop...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ladies! Saying the phrase:

"I know, right?!"

Is in no way, cool, funny, or in anyway useful to any conversation! Please stop. It just makes you look like a douche bag.

It's on the same level as a middle aged white woman going up to one of her friends and saying "Hey girlfriend!"

Very unattractive. Not that you have to worry about being attractive all the time. I'm just sayin...

Catch my drift?

FIN
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:09:57 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Some Friends and a Couch</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>I think I might have been focusly impared this week. Little bit outa focus.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/thea02.jpg" /><br />Oh Thea</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/thea01.jpg" /><br />Mmm mmm mmm</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/noah-couch02.jpg" /><br />Welp.. this is me posing retardedly on my couch.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/noah-couch01.jpg" /><br />Once again.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/lindsay-andy.jpg" /><br />Lindsay &amp; Andy</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/couch03.jpg" /><br />The New Couch of Doom!</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/couch02.jpg" /><br />and its pretty darn comfortable.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/couch01.jpg" /><br />... and I put my feet on it... with my shoes one. You can't stop me.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/carolyn-and-friends.jpg" /><br />Some people I like.</p><p><img src="http://chz160.no-ip.info/xanga/2006-02-24/ben.jpg" /><br />Yup.. thats Ben.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:04:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>First I would like to say that I really don't like it when people use their blogs to complain about their lives so I will precurse what I have to say with this: I'm not angery about my life. Its a good one and I'm glad to be living it.</p><p>With that said I will now say this: I hate doing "grown-up" things... and thus my rant begins.</p><p>Today, Saturday, was beautiful day it was the perfect temperature outside and the sun was shining. A perfect day for running about, taking pictures, going to see friends, working on cars, and playing basketball. However instead of doing any of these things this morning I had to get up and go to work. Now some might say "well I had to work today too!" but then I will tell you a little bit about what I did at work today.<br />    First off on my way to work I was tormented by the lovely brisk air of which I knew that I would not see any of for the rest of the day. Once I get to work I climb up the 8 flights of stairs to my office (I refuse to use the elevators.) where I set in my 4' by 3' cube and stare at a screen. Now in this office there are huge windows where the sun can shine in and at least make the place seem a little bit cheerier, but alas I work with a bunch of guys who must hate the sun for they cover the huge lovely windows with the nastiest venetian blinds every... and still complain about the light glaring on their screens.<br />   Next I'll talk about the time spent at the office, or "Elton Tron" as I like to call it, though I think I'm the only one who finds that amusing. Today I arrived there at 10AM and started working on whatever it is that I'm supposed to do there, which at the moment is bastardizing 1.5 million lines of code ( no kidding ) in 5 layers of COM+ and COM callable dotNet components so that they will work with the companies new crap.... If you knew anything about programing you would be crying after reading that last sentence.<br />   It is now 3:49AM on Sunday morning. I just got home about fifteen minutes ago. I worked for seventeen hours.... on a saturday... inside.... on a beautiful day... mean while back at the mansion a bran new movie camera sets in my room not being played with.... mean while a new set of powered disc brakes are waiting to be installed on a fun car.... I made the best of it though.<br />   I keep telling myself its a means to an end. So I can make money to make the hawaii thing happen. I wonder how long I can keep it up. We shall see I suppose, cause there's really only one way to find out: Keep on doing it till its done, or I can't do it any more. We'll see which one comes first.<br />   Well with all that said.. I feel I must sleep. For I will probably end up doing the same thing I did today, tomorrow.</p><p>FIN</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[HEADACHE IN MY BRAIN!!!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:03:59 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welp I've been sick for a couple weeks now. Thats not very great. Kinda gets in the way of doing things.<br />Lastnight I had a dream that I was throwing up a bunch and I threw up a human ear. I guess I had eaten someone. That was strange.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I went to the Saves the Day show at Rocketown. tonight. I saw some people I know and it was good.<br />But I have to say this: any band that tells their excited dancing fans not to crowd surf needs to be put in there place.<br />Thats all I have to say about that.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[For sale.<br />Baby shoes.<br />Never worn.<br /><br />- Ernest Hemingway]]></description>
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