Timmy
thinks virb 2.0 shits all over facebook and myspace!
18 years old
You're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!
Male
About
I'm usually broke, but I'll be one of the first people to shout you for breakfast the next morning.
I use sarcasm in every possible moment. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
I don't like uppercase letters, yet Microsoft Word and my hate of poor grammar contradicts this completely.
I smile through my eyes.
Don't 'diss' cheesy music; it just has a time and place.
I despise board games. I collect all the $1's in monopoly as protest. It makes the game impossible to play. Trust me =D
I wish my life would be more adventurous. Doing the same old thing for the past couple of years has gotten boring.
I will most probably be travelling the world this time next year with a friend from school, hopefully for free if the travel site picks up *fingers crossed*
My ability to procrastinate amazes me.
I am right now in my HSC year and stressing out to the extreme.
I dislike staying at home all weekend. I want to be able to get out and away for the weekend, this desire is rarely fulfilled.
Some vital stats: I'm 17, weigh 51 kg's, 1.8m tall & clearly underweight.
I judge companies and products based simply on the quality of their logo.
I brush my teeth compulsively, yet they don't seem to get any whiter...
I can not sing to save my life, but does it stop me? No.
Everybody I ever meet has a number in my head. It takes into account their physical appearance, personality, views on certain subjects and level of awesomeness. Don't be so shocked. You all do it really, I am just conscious of this fact.
I plan on dying before I hit seventy five. Becoming senile is a disturbing thought.
I say thankyou to the ATM (mainly to the amusement of the queue behind me).
Some people say that I'm pretty outgoing; I think I'm pretty shy.
I hate small talk and pleasantries, and will go to extreme lengths to avoid them.
I press the button to cross the road, regardless of whether I am crossing or not.
Phrase of the moment: 'Go Count Your Dick!'
People who feel the need to talk almost constantly annoy me. Yet I think I am one of them...
Where there is an awkward silence, you will normally see me eyeing someone, pulling a funny face or poking someone in a futile attempt to make them feel insecure.
I am secretly happy when a movie doesn't end 'happily ever after'. I love tragically evil and sinister endings.
A smile can and will go a long way.
Remember to be yourself as no one else will be.
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Oct 16, 2007
The Alphabet of Manliness by a Timmy aged 14 3/4.
A is for asshole.
Strive to be as much of an asshole as you can.
Its fun for you and everyone else around you except for the person your being an asshole too.
B Is mainly for the act of "Boning"
These are classic examples of phrases which use the term …
Jul 15, 2007
Worlds best resignation letter ever...
Dear Mr. Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my …
Apr 18, 2007
KING OF BEERS - Drinking Game
KING OF BEERS (drinking game!)
Ace = Waterfall - The player to pick up the Ace must drink, and continue to drink until the player wishes to stop or he finishes his drink and can drink as slowly as the player desires to get the other players as drunk as …
Ben Collis, Sep 10, 2008:
HIAI2U Howzit going my friend !!11
M i s s Laina ., Apr 6, 2008:
is it just a coincidence you have 69 photos?
Chris, Jan 31, 2008:
Dude we need to have a poker night with beers and pizza. Or we can do king of beers with beer =)
Chris, Nov 22, 2007:
I rented the running man. Its fair lol. non stop cheese.
Chris, Nov 21, 2007:
Our movie list is up to 101 movies XD.
Im burning the Matrix's and Bourne's =)
No disks tho =(
Chris, Nov 19, 2007:
Haha cut me some slack i did get them at about 11.
Yeah i need to save for my own car. But james is ok with me driving his, so maccas when hes lazy =D
Chris, Nov 19, 2007:
Surprise cockfag. I got my P's.
But I'm pov till friday XD
imetrico, Nov 11, 2007:
good work on the not dying from your cooking. did duncan ever eat his cookie? and other females can cook. jsut not me. and i am anti-capital letters as well. your rant about you had things in it i wouldn't have expected of you. strangeness.
imetrico, Nov 11, 2007:
wtf
he's not a yank
learn your country nicknames
and anyway, he's a god.
yeah
'haven't you ever made cookies before?' < gayyyyyy
sucker.
Chris, Nov 10, 2007:
Sounds good. I'v seen it tho. But we can see something else. Btw can I grab your number seeing my phone broke for no explained reason.